The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by |King Joker|3,287 pages

https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/17/16491166/ea-star-wars-games-visceral-games-dice-ea-motive-bioware

Apparently, EA is shutting down the single-player Star Wars game that was being developed. Pretty unfortunate, IMO.

Originally posted by ares834
Programming or comp sci.
Comp sci is what I was leaning for, but I'm not as smart as EmperorDMB. My IQ is only in the mid 120s (officially tested not a bs site).

Guess you can't watch Rick and Morty then.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/17/16491166/ea-star-wars-games-visceral-games-dice-ea-motive-bioware

Apparently, EA is shutting down the single-player Star Wars game that was being developed. Pretty unfortunate, IMO.

Anyway, no doubt they are making the SW game into some shitty multiplayer game so they can shove more lootboxes down our throats. Gotta make it into a "games as service".

LMFAO THAT MEME

Originally posted by ares834
no doubt they are making the SW game into some shitty multiplayer game so they can shove more lootboxes down our throats.

Oh you poor thing. You still think think they won't gag you on lootboxes in single player games, don't you? 🙂

Heh. True. Very true. I refrained from buying that game for that very reason even though I quite enjoyed the first one.

Sucks seeing all these promising games being ruined by this garbage.

To be fair, the market scheme in SoW doesn't really become a problem until Act IV, and by that point you'll probably be bored of the game anyways.

It's the same as Shadow of Mordor then? Addictive for a while until you realize how repetitive it is, for the entire game, kinda like Assassin's Creed?

Yeah...I never finished that game.

Originally posted by Trocity
It's the same as Shadow of Mordor then?

Well, yeah, except its at least 3 times bigger, and progresses slower.

How to tell if you're an autist?

Originally posted by Kurk
How to tell if you're an autist?

Exhibit A
Originally posted by Kurk
Comp sci is what I was leaning for, but I'm not as smart as EmperorDMB. My IQ is only in the mid 120s (officially tested not a bs site).

😂

DMB is hella smart though from what I can tell. Maybe mensa level?

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Exhibit A
Well I wanted to be a dentist but I suck d1ck at interacting with people on the level required to be successful at that career. It's better to switch to something I'm suited for rather than end up as a failure high-school biology teacher or something when I don't get into dental school.

If I don't kill myself doing computer science, I'd hope to get experience in the field and later become a patent lawyer.

Otherwise I'm looking at ≈3.5 gpa in chem, bio, etc my first semester of college.

Honestly, it's tempting; but I'm too weak to do it myself.

My school's computer science program is complete sh1t. It's more programming than any math. Calc 1 is all that's on the curriculum. What a f*cking joke. Java is not even incorporated into the curriculum. just HTML. What the actual f*ck? I can't transfer schools b/c I'd lose my kick-ass scholarship. I actually want to an hero right now. Please provide me with an easy, quick means and I will seriously consider it. I'm going to end up killing myself as a dentist anyway so why wait?

If you're only in your first semester of your first year, you should still be able to change your major.

Originally posted by Kurk
My school's computer science program is complete sh1t. It's more programming than any math. Calc 1 is all that's on the curriculum. What a f*cking joke. Java is not even incorporated into the curriculum. just HTML. What the actual f*ck? I can't transfer schools b/c I'd lose my kick-ass scholarship. I actually want to an hero right now. Please provide me with an easy, quick means and I will seriously consider it. I'm going to end up killing myself as a dentist anyway so why wait?

Grab a bottle of bleach, and gobble gobble that up

Slit your wrists. But make sure to not cut across if you're serious. Tho sometimes you don't get the desired result even if you cut the right way. Take it from a pro.

Drink alcohol and a whole bunch of painkillers.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Grab a bottle of bleach, and gobble gobble that up

Slit your wrists. But make sure to not cut across if you're serious. Tho sometimes you don't get the desired result even if you cut the right way. Take it from a pro.

Drink alcohol and a whole bunch of painkillers.

Too slow and painful. Bleach has a risk of not working (parents will find out).

Slitting wrists is the most feasible; I actually have a razor blade sitting 12 inches away from me right now. It takes too long as well too, and very painful.

My household doesn't have alcohol.

I'm thinking of chlorine gas poisoning mixing bleach and windex; but that's not even likely to work unless it's in a closed environment.

A cyanide pill would be a blessing right now; but it's illegal. I could try to sneak into my chem lab's stock room, but there's no guarantee it'll be there. I should start stocking up on apple seeds and cherry pits.