The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Dr McBeefington3,287 pages

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
That is EXACTLY correct, and I am so glad you picked up on that. The enemy operates on one standard. We operate on another. It is not 'okay' for the enemy to use destruction; but by using rampant, unchecked destruction in return, we lose our humanity and our consistent fight for the maintenance of our concept of societal good. Moralistic degeneration is something we must never, ever resort to: by acting in the same manner as our opponent, we simply continue to breed the cycle of destruction.

We do what it takes to save innocents.

Beyond the utilitarian applications of this, idealism and standards of decency are what define us. By enforcing our ideology in the same manner as our hated opponent, we do something that must never, ever be done: we lose ourselves. We become animals.

No, we retaliate and bring justice.

It was far from a scientific poll. And I was not arguing that atheists are smarter; I was arguing that smarter people tend to be atheists. These things are entirely different. Saying that Jews are naturally smarter is a racist thing to do.

However, studies, like the ones I showed you, show a definitive link between education and intelligence with atheism and liberalism.


No, what you showed me was the exact same thing I showed you. A study that was not only of a small sample of a population, but was refuted by many people and deemed inconclusive. But I love the double standards. You saying that smarter people tend to be athiests and me saying smarter people tend to be Jews, is the same thing. Exposing your hypocrisy and double standards has never been easier.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1225715346628&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

There. Your precious smart Jews voted dominantly Obama.


Good, I would have voted for him as well. The majority of Jews are liberals. Here you go appealing to the majority again though.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Thanks, man. But you forgot quasi intellectual. I'm also a quasi-intellectual.
And a self-hating not-really-Israeli pseudointellectual.

I've got you covered.

And I will be president of the international government I will instill with my demented and idealistic beliefs.
Merely a colony ruled by my interplanetary government, the IR😛AE [Interplanetary Republic: Property of Eminence].

At least, that's the working title.

Originally posted by Eminence
And a self-hating not-really-Israeli pseudointellectual.

I've got you covered.

Merely a colony ruled by my interplanetary government, the IR😛AE [Interplanetary Republic: Property of Eminence].

At least, that's the working title.

There has to be a better name than the IR😛AE come on man! Use your remnants of imagination!

Working title, dude. The real one is classified; not for the eyes of you plebians.

Originally posted by Eminence
Working title, dude. The real one is classified; not for the eyes of you plebians.

Nonetheless, I am no plebian! I am the only mortal who hath denied Gidion's wrath!

BOOM

SATAN

HAHA. I get 666[6]. I've been waiting for this day since I stole 5000. Darth Sexy made that happen waaaaay faster than anticipated.

Originally posted by Eminence
SATAN

HAHA. I get 666[6]. I've been waiting for this day since I stole 5000.

Pah, Satan? A pompous ass!

Gideon's wrath, by the way. Is a joke. He's like "Rawr i pwn joo" and then you stop talking and then he goes away and then the next time he posts he's like "[snide]" and then you pwn him and then he cries.

Seriously, bark >>>> bite.

Originally posted by Eminence
Gideon's wrath, by the way. Is a joke. He's like "Rawr i pwn joo" and then you stop talking and then he goes away and then the next time he posts he's like "[snide]" and then you pwn him and then he cries.

Seriously, bark >>>> bite.

Can't say the same for my fioncé though, it hurts when i sit, I upset her 🙁.

Yeesh.

Revoke her right to vote.

Originally posted by Eminence
Yeesh.

Revoke her right to vote.


She doesn't have one. U think her chains too long, problem is when i chained her in the kitchen i forgot to take the knives out.

Damn Faunus, I haven't seen anyone on my nuts this much since the last time I paid a tranny hooker for a reach around. But keep it up, your posts and lack of any kind of intelligible rebuttal, are hilarious. Not as hilarious as that doctor's test but funny in it's own way.

So... what you're saying... is that you hate America?

only for giving me herpes.

Actually I take that back. It's not my fault I have herpes. It's society's fault I have herpes because I (am impoverished/have a mental defect/am a victim of the conservatives' give to the rich take from the poor program/have parents that didn't hug me enough). That's right, I am a victim of a cruel and prejudicial system. I must appeal to the liberals because they sympathize with victims, or will undoubtedly view anyone poor a victim. Obama, I WANT A BAILOUT PLAN.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
So... what you're saying... is that you hate America?
At least credit Blax.

*Blax

Really though, anyone who would care knows already and anyone who doesn't know already doesn't care. Hell, some who know already don't care. (Blax would say that no one cares, but he's a big meanie.)

Edit: The first place I saw this was @ GDF.

Faunus, some questions. Would you like a fan picture of me licking a lollipop? If so, what color? Would you like the lollipop in my left or right hand? Do you want me to wink? If so, which eye? What are your requirements for underpants, I'm just curious.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
*Blax

Really though, anyone who would care knows already and anyone who doesn't know already doesn't care. Hell, some who know already don't care. (Blax would say that no one cares, but he's a big meanie.)

Edit: The first place I saw this was @ GDF.

Suuuure.

[bait][troll]Also, Darth Sexy sucks. I own him in every way imaginable he is a silly doofus.[/troll][/bait]