The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Now I'm sad.

You've always been sad. You and your BBQ sauce.

Woah, that was uncalled for.

Do not disrespect bbq sauce.

I like bbq sauce.

(a la Sidious) Good.. good.

Why did you all lose your signatures?

Why?! Mr. Anderson, why?! Why did they lose their signatures?!

Because they chose to.

ZOD

Speaking of Zod, did you know that, when typed backwards, Zod spells Doz?

We weren't speaking of "Zod." That's that Terrence Stamp tool in shiny homoerotic black Jedi clothes in Superman II. I speak of ZOD

Originally posted by Eminence
[b]ZOD [/B]

This isn't funny. Or clever.

Stop trying to be Gideon.

Edit: Or Nai.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
This isn't funny. Or clever.

What the hell is your malfunction?

Can you, for once in your insignificant life (a term I use in its loosest possible sense), conjure some originality? You post on these forums as some sort of personality thief, constantly imitating the dominant personality online. It's usually Faunus, and then when I'm online, it's me.

You're not me. You're lesser than, inferior, flawed. Pathetic. Save your identity crisis for someone who cares (which would be no one).

Originally posted by Eminence
Stop trying to be Gideon.

Edit: Or Nai.

First, the fact that we posted the same thing is completely scary.

Second, don't compare me to Nai. In the middle of all his translation and conjugation, he lost any and all applicable wit to the English language. Nai's formula is to ask a condescending, rhethorical question and then respond with "Oh my," "Oh shit," or "What? No? Shit."

I was going for Nai. I miss the house avatar.

Edit:

Nai's formula is to ask a condescending, rhethorical question and then respond with "Oh my," "Oh shit," or "What? No? Shit."

That's what I was missing! (Damn!)

Originally posted by Gideon
First, the fact that we posted the same thing is completely scary.

Second, don't compare me to Nai. In the middle of all his translation and conjugation, he lost any and all applicable wit to the English language. Nai's formula is to ask a condescending, rhethorical question and then respond with "Oh my," "Oh shit," or "What? No? Shit."

My brief tribute to the highlighted shall stand forever.

Eminence: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Nai: What's that?
Eminence: Fun is when you... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a...

What is fun? HERE... Let me spell it for you!

Eminence:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Nebaris, Janus, Gideon, Nemesis, Ushgarak, Lightsnake, Master Crimzon, DS, TG [everyone else]:
Down here in K-M-C!

Nai:
F is for Fire that burns down teen-age-rs.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Eminence:
Nai! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Nai:
Never! That's completely idiotic!

Eminence:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Nai:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

SWVF:
Down here in K-M-C!

Nai:
Wait...I don't understand... I feel all tingly inside...

Should we stop?

Eminence:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Nai:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Eminence:
Okay!

Eminence & Nai:
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.

(Laughing part)

SWVF:
Down in the K-M-C.

[updated version to come]

I don't get it. Isn't this serious business?

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