The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Well it's almost 8 oclock and I must say Faunus, I am extremely disappointed in you. I thought that you would at least make this somewhat competitive, but alas, you have failed me. I guess it's back to the drawing board for you concerning this highly humorous "proof".

Other than that he owned you, you mean?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Other than that he owned you, you mean?

According to...You??? Once again, excuse me if I don't laugh. Once you establish ANY sort of credibility on this forum, or at the very least, show an above average IQ, I will consider taking you seriously.

DS
ROFL!! And that's..Me....How???

Good lord Faunus, with these detective skills, your local community college JUST might take you on strict conditions!

How was jail?

DS

According to...You???

No, my cousin Burt. Him and Ernie think you're hilarious btw.

Once again, excuse me if I don't laugh.

How can I excuse you for not doing something? Especially for not doing something offensive.

Once you establish ANY sort of credibility on this forum, or at the very least, show an above average IQ, I will consider taking you seriously.

I somehow doubt you will do anything of the sort.

Is there a reason we can't have at least one thread dedicated to discussing SW characters vs. characters from other mythos? Those others Vs. forums suck.

BTW, Jedi vs an enraged Hulk Hulk wins. The entire world's military would be hard pressed to even harm an enraged Hulk, and yet they are capable of manhandling 500000 stormtroopers, and 10 or so clones took out Mundi.

No. If Hulk tries to punch a jedi, it will hurt. A ****ing lot.

Hulk will try to grab a saber blade. It would hurt. He would get mad. A jedi would say " I sense great anger in you, let it go. It will destroy you." Hulk says "HULK SMASH!!!!!" the jedi says "Alright, but i wont enjoy this." hen he cuts off Hulks head, or throws hulk into space.

Originally posted by Nephthys
No. If Hulk tries to punch a jedi, it will hurt. A ****ing lot.

Contradicting here? I said that Hulk wins. You say no, and then you say that Hulk's punches will hurt a jedi a lot.

Originally posted by Incanus
Hulk will try to grab a saber blade. It would hurt. He would get mad. A jedi would say " I sense great anger in you, let it go. It will destroy you." Hulk says "HULK SMASH!!!!!" the jedi says "Alright, but i wont enjoy this." hen he cuts off Hulks head, or throws hulk into space.

Hulk has smashed asteroids bigger than the earth and withstood nuclear weapons.

But can he withstand haviong his head cut off, or having no oxygen to breathe? I know all about how Banner became the Hulk and whatnot.

Contradicting here? I said that Hulk wins. You say no, and then you say that Hulk's punches will hurt a jedi a lot.

No, it will hurt the Hulk when his fist gets split in two.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
According to...You??? Once again, excuse me if I don't laugh. Once you establish ANY sort of credibility on this forum, or at the very least, show an above average IQ, I will consider taking you seriously.

Actually: According to everybody who made a TDTD reference here. A list that, last time I checked, included Lightsnake, Faunus, Janus, Advent and myself at least. Hmm. I count five people with a higher credibility than your own (okay...that's not hard), not even talking about the IQ thing, consindering yours seem to approach "0 points" - from below.

Have you come to salvage my self esteem?

Originally posted by Eminence
Have you come to salvage my self esteem?

If that were the case, I would have provided some aid to you. No. I'm just visiting to watch Sexy dodging points - or rather ignoring them, since "dodging" would require at least a little bit of talent in terms of rhetoric or analysis. And I think we both know that Sexy lacks that qualities. But well...who needs them as a lawyer?

"The rest of the forum" knows that you only come here to pander to my delusions and pick up the shattered remnants of self esteem after tDS shatters my self esteem into remnants. 🙁

Faunus, your delusional.

But actually right this time.

Originally posted by Incanus
But can he withstand haviong his head cut off, or having no oxygen to breathe? I know all about how Banner became the Hulk and whatnot.

If you ride my nuts much harder you might rupture one. The weight of a dozen members... oh the weight...

Take that as you will. 😐

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