The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Are you on crack, or what the f*ck?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Not after you posted a pokemon character to scare me. Now I have to question YOUR sexual orientation.

Example of a conversation I had using this metaphor:

Statement: "my Squirtle is level 28!"-translation: my penis is 28 inches long.

reply: "Squirtle? More like a snorlax!"-Translation: if i were to have sex with you I would fall asleep.

I'm a blastoise level 100.

Damn, I've spent the entire day being a lazy bum. Oh and all of you should drool over my new sig.

*drools*

that is awesome! 😱

so i get online at school today,(lappy still dead... ) : ) I start looking through the ol' Battle Bar, and what do i get on my screen? Pages and Pages of Pokemon. I'm at a freaking university. I x'd off KMC, and came back tonight. You never want the girl walking up behind you with a big ol' pokemon on the screen man. Poor taste. (obscure SW fansite is too obscure to recognize before i get rid of it, but big pictures of Pokemon are unmistakeable.)

😈

Gotcha!

lol. that you did.

Originally posted by Autokrat
Damn, I've spent the entire day being a lazy bum. Oh and all of you should drool over my new sig.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
😈

Gotcha!

Not very helpful, unless you want 10 year olds to be attracted to him.

[hint]spoiler tags[/hint]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezfk7s1NyY

This is absolutely classic.

Also this
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/youscareme.asp

"You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American."

Oh snap he's multicultural! Get him!

Originally posted by Autokrat
"You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American."

Oh snap he's multicultural! Get him!

It's an interesting letter.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
It's an interesting letter.

Personally I found it humorous myself. I'm not die hard Obama fan but that letter struck me was written by a man overly paranoid and conservative.

But then I'm sort of socialist myself so I suppose I would think that.

Autokrat
I'm die hard Obama fan [...] I'm socialist.

Immigrants...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090908/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_health_care_overhaul

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Also http://english.pravda.ru/news/business/08-09-2009/109144-gold-0
Man it sucks to be the US dollar right now.

The Democrats are hilarious. How do you go from calling it a moral imperative for everyone to have healthcare coverage to....Charging those without healthcare coverage almost $4,000? Rofl

Well this just PISSES me off. Like none other. This makes me more angry than anything ANYTHING i've read recently.

I thought they were going to HELP poor people? I'm a student. I make something like 15K a year working on the side. What they are talking about is charging me over >25% of my income because I can't afford their homosexual health care.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32733321/ns/politics-health_care_reform/

They can go screw themselves, honestly.

Originally posted by truejedi
Well this just PISSES me off. Like none other. This makes me more angry than anything ANYTHING i've read recently.

I thought they were going to HELP poor people? I'm a student. I make something like 15K a year working on the side. What they are talking about is charging me over >25% of my income because I can't afford their homosexual health care.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32733321/ns/politics-health_care_reform/

They can go screw themselves, honestly.

EDIT: and Obama said no new taxes for anyone making less than 250,000 a year. Now, he doesn't call this a tax, he calls it a fine, but it sure as heck might as well be a tax.

Obama can kiss my ***