The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

No... I'm actually really happy for you.

Did you know that post count kinda equals internet money? So this would mean you are richer than me. 🙁

You should see Rex; theoretically, he's a billionaire.

There are about 20 different species of bandicoot!

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
There are about 20 different species of bandicoot!

I can relate to the bird... stoopid Randy.

INTELLIGENT DESIGN, EH? BED BUGS HAVE INSTITUTIONALIZED RAPES

Dude, you read to many comics.

I just realized that I have x number of people on my ignore list. Where x is the number of rules for natural deduction in logic plus y. Where y is the square root of 36.

Sometimes I wish that you queers just did drugs.

For those fo you who dislike Twilight...You see, not only is the Twilight series a thinly veiled pro-life bullshit series. But it also openly endorses peadophilia. Think about it. Edward Cullen = 100 years old + Bella Swan = 17 years old or younger or whatever. I mean. What. The. F*ck.

Originally posted by mattatom
For those fo you who dislike Twilight...You see, not only is the Twilight series a thinly veiled pro-life bullshit series. But it also openly endorses peadophilia. Think about it. Edward Cullen = 100 years old + Bella Swan = 17 years old or younger or whatever. I mean. What. The. F*ck.

There once was a time when America was made of REAL men, lumberjacks. America reached its apex in the 1950s, and started going downhill in the 60s. Each decade got worse and worse. By the 90s and the 00's, everyone became a pussy.

However, there were certain positive achievements during the "pussy" age. Lord of the Rings, laptops, technological advances, and Underworld. However, with producers and directors itching for that $$$, they decided to appeal to the bitches of the previous and current generations, and make a ***/emo version of Underworld. It it is titled "Twilight", and symbolizes the continued downfall of American society. If you watch this, you are gay. If you talk about it, you are gay. If you think about it, you are gay. May it be erased from the minds of mankind.

Amen brother.

I think we can all agree that Angel would kick Edward's sparkle shit in.

9 (according to the Wiki) + 6 = 15?

Originally posted by Autokrat
I think we can all agree that Angel would kick Edward's sparkle shit in.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
9 (according to the Wiki) + 6 = 15?

19 actually... so 25

I recomend you watch Hellsing (OVA is better). It completely counteracts the f@ggotry of Twilight and then some, as well as making you question your sexuality over how unbelievably awesome Alucard is and moving vampires firmly back into the realm of badass.

Also, the dubs are good, especially the badass 'I'm a dog?
Then your dogfood. (eats him)' moment.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I recomend you watch Hellsing (OVA is better). It completely counteracts the f@ggotry of Twilight and then some, as well as making you question your sexuality over how unbelievably awesome Alucard is and moving vampires firmly back into the realm of badass.

Also, the dubs are good, especially the badass 'I'm a dog?
Then your dogfood. (eats him)' moment.

Alucard is just ridiculous, worse even than Vampire Hunter D, which takes some doing.

Ridiculously Awesome?

Raise your hand if you have a girlfriend, or even have contact with the opposite sex. Thanks.

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