The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Slash_KMC3,287 pages

12 000th post.

Score!!

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Contradiction?
You know what your are, Rudy? You're like school in summer time.

EDIT: 12,001st.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You know what your are, Rudy? You're like school in summer time.

EDIT: 12,001st.

You still don't get it?

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Aww, you two are so cute!

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Aww, you two are so cute!
I know, it's like watching Sesame Street. Only less colorful.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
You still don't get it?

EDIT: 12002nd

No, tell me, Bert.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You don't understand what it means to "learn", don't you?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien

Exactly. The Antediluvians were bigger *ssholes than we are. You think we lambast people? Try talking to Janus or Sorgo.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Yes. My extremely extremeness is derived from my contempt for your need to bandage your oft-wounded ego by bringing up the fact that we were all beginners once.

😐

Are you defending them or not?

No, i really don't think he is. You don't call someone ***holes if you are defending them. Generally.

Posted for win.

http://skam4.deviantart.com/art/Evil-110888558

And again.

Originally posted by truejedi
No, i really don't think he is. You don't call someone ***holes if you are defending them. Generally.
You got that right, sphincter.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Are you defending them or not?
Wow, you're slow. The answer is no.

Now if you had asked whether I was impressed at your ability to bring up the 5-year old posts of members no longer here so that you can point out that there are other people who have said stupid things so that you no longer feel like the only member of that club, then I still would have said no.

My favorite thing about 'knows is that he is so absolutely convinced that there are two (2) and ONLY two (2) sides in every conversation. If you say something that disagrees with him you are "picking on him." And if you concede even a single point then you agree with him. It is endearing how much emphasis can be conveyed through the text of "so you agree with me" (!).

Someone once posted a Cracked article on Internet debating. The different methods that people use to try to weasel their way out of a loss or humiliation. Should have kept it, I'm sure Rudy's methods are in there.

Its still on cracked somewhere. I'll see if i can find it. I recognized quite a few of our members on the list.

We should make a list and match the method with the member. Not cuz I'm petty, or anything. Not at all.

I call Grammar Nazi!

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
bonus points gained for stretching a new page for evah

Forgot to capitalize.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2724-trolls/
or
http://www.cracked.com/article_16765_5-ways-stop-trolls-from-killing-internet.html
or
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html
or
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1739-internet-debates/

I think its the last one, but the others are good too.

Originally posted by truejedi
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2724-trolls/
or
http://www.cracked.com/article_16765_5-ways-stop-trolls-from-killing-internet.html
or
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html
or
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1739-internet-debates/

I think its the last one, but the others are good too.

It was the second last one. I like that one.

That S guy is #5: Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder (a.k.a. The Thin-Skinned Rage-o-holic)

Truculent's #4: Munchausen by Internet (a.k.a. The Sob Story Teller)

Red's #3: Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (a.k.a. The Grammar Nazi)

Rudy's #2: Low Cyber Self-Esteem (a.k.a. The Guy Who Everyone Hates but Who Never Leaves)

Neb's #1: Internet Asperger's Syndrome (a.k.a. The Troll)

Serious Question: Why hasn't Obama gotten our hikers back from Iran?

There is evidence suggesting these people were tricked by their guide to cross the line, and then kidnapped.

This is a worthwhile thing for Obama to pursue, and would win big points from me (just like the pirate stand-off did) if he would take care of it, but he is ignoring it.

This is the same country that arrested hundreds of its own people and shot them during peaceful protests a few months ago.

Don't forget this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JlZnvs1tl0

I have such good company in your list.

I don't know why people call Obama "Bush lite". The guy has actually taken sucking to a whole new level.