The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Before that. 😠

Besides, Film Villain Rule #2, Tarkin's not dead. We never saw the body.

SEQUEL HOOK!

We saw the Death Star explode into sparkles with him inside it. I don't think he's walking that one off.

truejedi Senior Member

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP n.

RagingBoner Restricted
Originally posted by Nephthys
We saw the Death Star explode into sparkles with him inside it. I don't think he's walking that one off.

And are you a fvcking physician?! Where's the autopsy to confirm his de -- oh wait, there wasn't one because he's alive.

The sparkles were clearly cleverly placed mountains of pixie dust that protected Tarkin from the explosion and vacuum of space.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by RagingBoner
And are you a fvcking physician?! Where's the autopsy to confirm his de -- oh wait, there wasn't one because he's alive.

The sparkles were clearly cleverly placed mountains of pixie dust that protected Tarkin from the explosion and vacuum of space.

FVCK YEAH I AM! I have a PHD is starwarsology thankyouverymuch, so I know sparkles = movie death. Look at ****in' Twilight! You think they survived the sparkles? No, because sparkles are like the grim reaper of deathiness.

RagingBoner Restricted

U ARE WRONG

truejedi Senior Member

doesn't mean anything and you have a PHD in something not real. I have a PHD in Physics and a PHD in mathematics and theoretical astromechanics, and all of those credentials mean that he is probably still alive.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

But do you have a PHD in Love?

Checkmate.

ares834 Senior Member

"I might not have one in love. But I.... Got one in Fashion."

YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

truejedi Senior Member

In Soviet Russia, fashion gets you.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Lies!

noone 'gets' me. uhuh

truejedi Senior Member

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DboMAghWcA

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Wow, TJ, way to kill the mood.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper
Originally posted by truejedi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DboMAghWcA

One of the best bands ever. I can't even count how many times I've seen them.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

EDITO

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Spam!! Again.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Quadruple post.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Oh snap! He's gone mad with power!

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

You just interrupted my posting streak...

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Just As Planned.

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Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Double post.