The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Deus Venèficus3,287 pages
Originally posted by Captain REX
You don't have to use that one, I was just showing that that's me. 😛

Ok cool cause I had another one in mind...

REX your so sexy, you look like a playboy bunny 😐

rember rexy=sexy

Originally posted by Taco Power
rember rexy=sexy

Since we're into rhyming now...

"Rember" Taco Power likes whole wheat flour, he drives three kilometers per hour; enjoys a nice rain shower, and shops at Eddie Bauer, but can't get into Happy Hour.

I should be a rap artist.

Originally posted by Advent
Since we're into rhyming now...

"Rember" Taco Power likes whole wheat flour, he drives three kilometers per hour; enjoys a nice rain shower, and shops at Eddie Bauer, but can't get into Happy Hour.

I should be a rap artist.

You to, can be black.

Hey Motoko are those pics at that Frou Frou site of you? Cause I thought you were Japanese.

Originally posted by Deus Venèficus
Hey Motoko are those pics at that Frou Frou site of you? Cause I thought you were Japanese.

No, lol! She's an actual singer. That's her on the site. I mean, it is her site after all. She's just my favorite singer, so I have a link to her site.

My picture is actually in my profile.

are u the one getting ur boobs touched??? or are u the one grabbing the boobs??

Laughing. My. F*cking. Ass. off.

Originally posted by Taco Power
are u the one getting ur boobs touched??? or are u the one grabbing the boobs??

Um it says she's the one getting "groped".

Originally posted by Taco Power
are u the one getting ur boobs touched??? or are u the one grabbing the boobs??

What do you think I am? Some kind of sicko? Why would I grab my friend's breasts? Lol. But seriously, I'd be the former, after all, as Veneficus pointed out - I have it written that I'm the one being groped, hah. We're just messing around.

Motoko is quite the hottie. 🥷

z0mg cewt gurl n teh vs.! 😱

Meanwhile, I like Frou Frou, she's mellow.

Are you.... ?

Your going to make Escape jealous if he sees those. He'll be hurt.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Motoko is quite the hottie. 🥷

Originally posted by Blaxican Hydra
Are you.... ?

Your going to make Escape jealous if he sees those. He'll be hurt.

I'm playing hard to get. flirt

That post was aimed at Motoko 😐 You just posted at the same time I did.

Damn, if I weren't a Jehovah's Witness ( 😈 ) I would actually get worked up about it. Ah well.

Do you go door to door speaking the truth of Christ?

*considers reviving the old Battle Bar and merging on the new Battle Bar* 🥷

Unless it's already deleted from KMC completely. I forget.

Anyways.

Morgan Freeman for Mace Windu. 😐

What, is that old Battle Bar thing revivable? I have missed a lot of its action.

I think the antediluvians should also be brought back.

Originally posted by Sith'ari
I think the antediluvians should also be brought back.

f*ck them, and their horses.

And yes REX, I do go door-to-door.

Also as a new rule we're allowed to carry berretas and AK-47's under our jackets for protection 😐

Fear us.