Tired Hiker is UN-lame and very Dirty

Started by ~Da Moose~3 pages

Tired Hiker is UN-lame and very Dirty

HE is SOOOOO not washed up. 😠

He's my Hero.

*Sets up stand - selling Hiker for Prom Queen shirts.*

w00t how much for a pair of tirked hiker underwear????

*buys 50* 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
HE is SOOOOO not washed up. 😠

He's my Hero.

*Sets up stand - selling Hiker for Prom Queen shirts.*

w00t

Originally posted by Syren
*buys 50* 😱

*buys 90 for the price of 9,876 and a ham sandwich then leaves a tip* ermm

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Tired Hiker Was in my pants.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Tired Hiker Was in my pants.

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See the extensive use of blankness and dots?

THAT my friends is pure genious. droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
See the extensive use of blankness and dots?

THAT my friends is pure genious. droolio


Van Gogh has no shit on him. 😬

Originally posted by Renamon
w00t how much for a pair of tirked hiker underwear????

Uhh...well...I haven't gotten to those yet, but I will.....oh yes....I will...... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Slay
Van Gogh has no shit on him. 😬

Absolutely not. ❌

In fact, Hiker doesn't have to cut off anything to make art.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Absolutely not. ❌

In fact, Hiker doesn't have to cut off anything to make art.


Well,rumor has it,he had some Dolphinoplastic surgery. 🙁

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Absolutely not. ❌

In fact, Hiker doesn't have to cut off anything to make art.

So that castration was for nothing?dodgy

Better not mention it in front of him...

Originally posted by Slay
Well,rumor has it,he had some Dolphinoplastic surgery. 🙁

Yeah, well, all that means is he can swim faster, fight sharks, and save people who are drowning.

Tired Flipper droolio

Too predictable.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Too predictable.

Not really.You can never really put your finger on how long he held down space. 😬
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, well, all that means is he can swim faster, fight sharks, and save people who are drowning.

Tired Flipper droolio

He also had LatinAmericanplastic's. 😐

Originally posted by Mišt
So that castration was for nothing?dodgy

Better not mention it in front of him...

The one you performed on him? Yes and no.

No: It freed him of his humanly wanton desires, and catapulted him into
sainthood.

Yes: The fact that you did it against his will with a dull butterknife and ONLY a bottle of Jack Daniels was somewhat cruel.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Too predictable.

This coming from a narcissistic German.

Originally posted by Slay
Not really.You can never really put your finger on how long he held down space. 😬 He also had LatinAmericanplastic's. 😐

Ergo, his other nickname, Tired Taco

That JD cost me $20 thoughcry