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taft that guy

Originally posted by ladygrim
Hey its no worries and who the F is chuck norris 😂

oh google him up

AmayaChild Junior Member

Originally posted by Bloigen
Chuck Norris has 3 hearts. 😐

please,
even if he did
he still couldn't over rank
the powers of a cow
how has 4 stomachs
and the power of
super human strength
ah ha that's my hero
the BIG
the FAT
and the
BLACK SPOTS
oh yeah

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by AmayaChild
please,
even if he did
he still couldn't over rank
the powers of a cow
how has 4 stomachs
and the power of
super human strength
ah ha that's my hero
the BIG
the FAT
and the
BLACK SPOTS
oh yeah

Chuck Norris.

taft that guy

Originally posted by AmayaChild
please,
even if he did
he still couldn't over rank
the powers of a cow
how has 4 stomachs
and the power of
super human strength
ah ha that's my hero
the BIG
the FAT
and the
BLACK SPOTS
oh yeah

Chuck Norris has to register himself as a lethal weapon every 4 months 😐

AmayaChild Junior Member

Originally posted by Bloigen
Chuck Norris.

COW

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by AmayaChild
COW

Originally posted by Bloigen
Chuck Norris.

AmayaChild Junior Member

Originally posted by Bloigen

COW!!
you know i'm right
so just stop
embarresing yourself

Raven Guardia =^_^=

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

taft that guy

Once Bloigen and Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the next second it exploded.....No building can hold that much awesome.

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by AmayaChild
COW!!
you know i'm right
so just stop
embarresing yourself

Originally posted by Bloigen
Chuck Norris.

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by taft
Once Bloigen and Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the next second it exploded.....No building can hold that much awesome.

😮‍💨

taft that guy

What where you guys doing that evening?

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by taft
What where you guys doing that evening?

Inventing Uranus.

AmayaChild Junior Member

Originally posted by Bloigen

If you say so
but i'm sticking to my word
that he's gay and f***ed a hourse

Raven Guardia =^_^=

Originally posted by taft
What where you guys doing that evening?

my thoughts exactly

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by AmayaChild
If you say so

w00t

taft that guy

Originally posted by Bloigen
Inventing Uranus.

O RLY 😐

Raven Guardia =^_^=

Originally posted by taft
O RLY 😐

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by taft
O RLY 😐

YA RLY!

Lana mordrem

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

Chuck Norris is overrated and I'll never understand this retarded fascination with him.

And Bloigen, quit with the damn huge scrolling posts like that that serve no purpose whatsoever and just irritate everyone....