If you kill a tiny flying bug with your bare hand . . .

Started by Gornack2 pagesPoll

What do you do?

If you kill a tiny flying bug with your bare hand . . .

. . . do you go and wash your hands, or do you just wipe your hand on your shorts and forget about it? 😕

I use my left hand!

Originally posted by Mišt
I use my left hand!

Well that throws everything off! I don't know what to do now! Does not compute . . . does not compute . . . hurricane hurricane . . . blowup

I have destroyed the equilibrium forces at work 🙁

Originally posted by Mišt
I have destroyed the equilibrium forces at work 🙁

I should change the name of this thread just to see what happens! 😱

Damn, I can't, cuz i made a poll. Damn I need to either go to bed or get a life. 😬

well i dont kill likle bugs with my hands

I catch them with my 30 cm tongue and eat 'em 😐

Wow 😐

I don't squish 'em on sunny days...I get my magnifying glass and wait til it lands.

😂 ...

i like to catch em in a cup and rattle around a bit, then puttin em on the grill face ouside and watching them melt onto the metal 😖hifty:

it really is so much fun, specially when the lady bugs try to run away, they leave a melted trail behind them 🙂

sha la la

I smear the bug on my face. Then masturbate. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Valharu
I smear the bug on my face. Then masturbate. 😖hifty:
masturbate...the bug? shock

Originally posted by TOH
masturbate...the bug? shock

This is a sick world indeed😠

Originally posted by Mišt
This is a sick world indeed😠
Indeed. 😐

Originally posted by TOH
masturbate...the bug? shock
Not the whole bug!!!!!!! Just what's left on my hand. Jeez you guys are sick.

I'm wondering, can a bug still get off when he's already been squished? ermm

Originally posted by Thorinn
Indeed. 😐

Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed 😐

Originally posted by Valharu
Not the whole bug!!!!!!! Just what's left on my hand. Jeez you guys are sick.

I blame TOHglare