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I think I sent half of the (active) forum members to sleep! 😱

no! don't take Ush his place! you have to take my place!

I think Ush is perfectly capable of lecturing for fourteen hours about anything.

that's what I'm afraid off...

I wouldn't mind hearing a 14hr story about Edna's new romantic interest. 😄

You know, when I look at Tex's sig, the picture makes me think of corpses and the words "Tex" look like "THX".

Someone needs to assassinate Tex before he freezes his sperm and donates it.

We don't need more of his kind around.

My goodness To, your bored enough to wanna kill Tex! 😱

I don't wanna kill Texas.

Well, if you don't, what makes you think an assassin will?

*turns to assassin and hands him a suitcase of money*

So, remember that he lives in Texas and his name is Tex, alright?

You can probably find him at a gay bar.

That's not possible. He's obsessed with Bjork...wait, I guess you could find him there, couldn't you? 😂

Yeah, Bjork definatly has a penis or two.

That's...interesting. You could have not said that, I think that had been better left unknown.

Hey, man. That's common knowledge.

Although, Tex somehow finds a way to deny it. 😉

I don't think so.

Why don't we just slip something in his beer and give him a vasectomy. Quicker and we don't have to kill him.

what if we want that? 😈

You will go to jail.