The Male hormonal cycle

Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.

Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.

Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?

*note - may or may not apply to male meese

** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.

Meese 😂

Originally posted by Lana
Meese 😂

People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose... 🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.

Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.

Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?

*note - may or may not apply to male meese

** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.

no joke 😐

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire

no joke 😐

Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves. 😕

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!

I understand it man....it's more like a compulsion.

It's like driving by and accident that has carcasses strewn...or seeing a really fat chick showering....you don't want to look, but you have to.

Same with the microwaved poodles and firecracker in the ass of frogs deal.

I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms 😂

My mom says it all the time 😂

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms 😂

My mom says it all the time 😂

That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch. 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch. 😉

True

Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...

fear

I stabbed my brother with a pen b4 😐

Originally posted by Bun Bun
True

Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...

fear

I stabbed my brother with a pen b4 😐

Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?

😂 None taken

Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now 😈

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?

Originally posted by Slay
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.

WHO SAID YOU COULD BREATH AT ALL??? 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose... 🙄

unfortunately....Im addicted to them. I need a support group cry

but who would attend....people? 🙁

Originally posted by Bun Bun
😂 None taken

Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now 😈

Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object. 😕

Originally posted by Slay
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.

😂

Then that's HIS fault....he shoul KNOW the rules.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object. 😕

Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up.. 😑

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up.. 😑

🤨 You scare me.

You really do.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up.. 😑

I bet you blamed it on your sister to,which ended in you two ripping each others eyes out...