Man, I am So Evil...

That's just great.

Originally posted by DarkC
So I had Chemistry first thing in the morning and the fellow in front of me, Craig, was taking a nap.

I roll my eyes and take out a large Post-It, and decide what to stick on his back.

"Kick me"? Nah. Too old.
"Feed me twinkies"? Nah. Too childish.
"I hate Microsoft?" Nah. Too popular.

Suddenly I get an idea, and take out a bunch of extra capital alphabet stickers that I got the day before from Social St.

The end product looked something like this:

Presenting Craig Engleman:
Now....
[b]018
Days without a shower!

Smiling to myself, I sit back after I stick the thing on his back. Several minutes later the teacher notices.
"Someone wake Craig up." she said, annoyed.

Before anyone could make a move, I roughly shake him awake, saying quite audibly: "Hey, Craig, that chick over there is totally checking you out."
He snaps awake in a flash. "Where?"

The class roars with laughter, and poor ol' Craig blushes deeply.
"Your girlfriend is so going to know that, Craig." his friend said, laughing.

Poor ol' Craig.

Anyways.

I had Electronics last, and skipped again with Ricky to go to Future Shop("Use your f*cking fiber-optic probe!"😉. I tried Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

"You suck at driving!" he said after watching me weave helplessly, crashing into about 70% of the destructible objects I pass. "Seriously, man. I would not get into a car with you at the wheel. Ever."
I give him the controller and he promptly crashes into a cab.
"I suck at driving?" I say, dripping sarcasm.

We tried out a quick game of Madden NFL 06 next.
"You suck!" he says after he sacks me.
"You suck!" I say after he misses a tackle.
"You suck!" he says after I fail to convert a fourth down.

"Ooh, watch this field goal, man." he says. "It's going! It's good!"

It goes a mile wide.

"You suck." I said.

So we get back without being detected, and at the end of the class the teacher goes: "Hey, is anyone missing some money?"
Without thinking, I take a stab at it. "Is it a five-dollar bill?"
Teacher: "You're missing a five dollar bill?"

Heehee, no. I thought.
"Yeah." I said, managing to keep my face straight.

He gives it to me. Yay.

I buy a Starbucks Frappacino with it. droolio

I am so going to hell for today. [/B]

It was like reading some sitcom script 😂 👆

David, you basically just made my day.

This one time a couple years back, this kid named Tim was being a real jackass to me and my friends (he was like that towards everyone). It was the last class of the day and I was pretty tired and ready to go home... not a good time to bother me, yet he did anyway. He harrassed us like most kids do, petty taunting and vulgar insults... so when he walked away after he was done, I set his backpack on the ground and literally just started stomping on it. I stopped when I heard a loud crunch noise. I was like: "Oohhh... whoops. Now might be the time to walk away." So I did, and I watched from a distance to see what his reaction would be. He opened up his backpack to find his CD player completey trashed/ruined. It was priceless. Tim: "What the ****!!?!"