The official: "What would you do for a million dollars?" thread

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah.

Would you sell your soul to Microsoft? 😐

Yeah.
Would you go to a fancy party totally naked?

Pfft,I'd do that for free.

Would you put a bottle (Those types that you used to put your finger in as a kid,and it would get stuck) around your dick?

Yes,
Would you do that, and pee in it, and then lube it up and masturbate in it, and pull it out and drink the solution national TV?

there are many things I would never do for a million dollars...

i would do many things for a cool million, but also alot of things i wouldnt do

Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
Yes,
Would you do that, and pee in it, and then lube it up and masturbate in it, and pull it out and drink the solution national TV?

shock🤨😐

Would you cut two fingers off (Your choice) for a Million bones?

million bones...no. million dollars, yes. expecially if they don't have to be mine.

Would you eat 20 pounds of fresh shit (human shit) for a million dollars?

Originally posted by Chiquita13Z
million bones...no. million dollars, yes. expecially if they don't have to be mine.

Would you eat 20 pounds of fresh shit (human shit) for a million dollars?

Bones = Hypothetical term for "Money".

...If you didn't notice. 😉

Originally posted by Chiquita13Z
million bones...no. million dollars, yes. expecially if they don't have to be mine.

Would you eat 20 pounds of fresh shit (human shit) for a million dollars?

you could die from that 😐

You WOULD die from that. Eating 20 pounds of ANYTHING would kill you, let alone human waste. The E-Coli would kill you if not the sheer ammount of it 😑. What a silly question.

Originally posted by Kosta
You WOULD die from that. Eating 20 pounds of ANYTHING would kill you, let alone human waste. The E-Coli would kill you if not the sheer ammount of it 😑. What a silly question.

Okay, stop being literal for a second and pop into a world where physics don't apply in this scenario:

Would you still eat the excrement for the Million dollars?

Originally posted by Merdelian
Okay, stop being literal for a second and pop into a world where physics don't apply in this scenario:

Would you still eat the excrement for the Million dollars?

If were not being litteral and just babbling shit.... Then no, I wouldnt eat uman waste for a million dollars. 😬

Lets at least present some not so farfetched scenarios instead of ones that are completely bogus and over the top. 😛

Would you spend a year living in the worst coditions known to man?

So in other words...at home right now? Pfft, been here for 19years so far...Ill take it 😂

Would you go up in a plane blindfolded and parachute down, pulling the cord by listening via earpiece of a male co-jumper who speaks bad english and insists on being called Betty?

Hell no.

Originally posted by Itzak
Who hasn't?

Meermm

Would you hold a seminar at a local church teaching people how to masturbate?

Been there, done that

And what about you? (same question)

Yes

Would you?

Alright, Alright.

Would you walk into a police precint with your testicles exposed?