The Krueger Report

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The Krueger Report

Hi there! Welcome to the...KRUEGER REPORT!!

Hormones

Yes, Hormones. 97% of the KMC members in this forum are Perverted, Sex-Crazed, Sexy, Sex-Crazed, and...Sex-Crazed! Look at the Ahhh damnit thread made by Punkyhermy. And don't lie Punky, I knew you made the 'Ahhh' sound cause you were moaning!

Here a quote

I was just about to get up and head for a shower when my kid sister decides to slip inside, turn on the shower and close the door.

W.T.F?!

And now the water will be all cold by the time she's done-Punky

Then Mist or God Of KMC, Vinny made comments such as 'Slap her ass' and 'Turn the water on while she's in there'

You think thats NOT sex-crazed? Check out the sexual fantasy thread.

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K.Diddy

K.Diddy, an infamous member, also quite energetic(Or should I just put 'Idiotic'?) and a total idiot. Even his sig annoys me.

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The Great Star Wars Purge

Sorgo and two good member were banned by Ushgarak. Bad Ushgarak, bad! Apparently, Sorgo put in a coded message we yet not encoded it yet. Heres my current translated message

'I am gay'

Wait. Ah damnit K.Diddy wrote in my paper again!

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Voice Broadcast

Watch it or die folks! Our first KMC voice broadcast is out by our Godly Member, Vinny Valentines!

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Vinny, Chuck Norris in disguise? Or a God?

Vinny Valentine, a member that was here for long time is idolized by many females. Don't lie Ladyluck, Lana, Lil Bitchness, or Wolfet, I KNOW YOU LIKE HIM!

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Vinny Fetish

People are accusing people that they have Vinny fetish which is total B.S! Vinny is god people!

That is my KRUEGER REPORT!

Originally posted by Agent Krueger
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Voice Broadcast

Watch it or die folks! Our first KMC voice broadcast is out by our Godly Member, Vinny Valentines!

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Vinny, Chuck Norris in disguise? Or a God?

Vinny Valentine, a member that was here for long time is idolized by many females. Don't lie Ladyluck, Lana, Lil Bitchness, or Wolfet, I KNOW YOU LIKE HIM!

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Vinny Fetish

People are accusing people that they have Vinny fetish which is total B.S! Vinny is god people!

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w00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
w00t
Savor your glory for now, Vinny 😐

Re: The Krueger Report

Originally posted by Agent Krueger

K.Diddy

K.Diddy, an infamous member, also quite energetic(Or should I just put 'Idiotic'?) and a total idiot. Even his sig annoys me.

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The Great Star Wars Purge

Sorgo and two good member were banned by Ushgarak. Bad Ushgarak, bad! Apparently, Sorgo put in a coded message we yet not encoded it yet. Heres my current translated message

'I am gay'

Wait. Ah damnit K.Diddy wrote in my paper again!

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Voice Broadcast

Watch it or die folks! Our first KMC voice broadcast is out by our Godly Member, Vinny Valentines!

You forgot about this

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Savor your glory for now, Vinny 😐

My glory has been running 2 months.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My glory has been running 2 months.
Savor it, it will run out..soon..😐 🥷

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Savor it, it will run out..soon..😐 🥷

Nope

Vinny ain't god, and while he doesn't annoy me like he used to, I'd put him at nothing more than someone I talk to on occassion 😛

Originally posted by Lana
Vinny ain't god, and while he doesn't annoy me like he used to, I'd put him at nothing more than someone I talk to on occassion 😛

Do Not Lie Lana! *Reads her mind...*.... BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE!

Originally posted by Lana
Vinny ain't god, and while he doesn't annoy me like he used to, I'd put him at nothing more than someone I talk to on occassion 😛

I am so a god, come on. It's me.

God.

Originally posted by Agent Krueger
Do Not Lie Lana! *Reads her mind...*.... BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE!

You must be reading someone else's mind.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I am so a god, come on. It's me.

God.

🙄

Originally posted by Lana
You must be reading someone else's mind.

🙄

Well, if you take my name, Vinny, then add God and Remove Vinny... What do you got?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, if you take my name, Vinny, then add God and Remove Vinny... What do you got?

A cheater.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nope
Damnit..😐

Originally posted by Lana
You must be reading someone else's mind.

🙄

wrong. Krueger's mind reading NEVER mistakens!

While Lana only occasionally talks to Vinny, she is not the center of the universe.

Vinny is. 😐

Originally posted by Agent Krueger
wrong. Krueger's mind reading NEVER mistakens!
Then what am I thinking right now?

Originally posted by DarthSaboteur
Then what am I thinking right now?
Potato Chips.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
Potato Chips.
Nope.

Originally posted by DarthSaboteur
Nope.
What? Oh, I was thinking aloud.

😐