Steal Dialogue From a Movie, and Change it slightly.

Tyler: Do you know why they have mods on forums?
Narrator: So you can post orderly?
Tyler: Mods get you scared. In the event that you bashed or spammed, you are taking large panicked breaths and worry as to how you'll be punished. It's all here in these other threads - Rate my rack - The "sex" thread - each member is as calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: Thats.....that's an interesting theory. So what do you post?
Tyler: Why? So you can pretend to go in there?
Narrator:..uh
Tyler: Avatars.
Narrator: What?
Tyler: I make and I sell avatars.
Narrator: We have the exact same sig...You know Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving poster on KMC.
Tyler: ...
Narrator: ...you see I have this thing where everyone on KMC is single-serving and-
Tyler: Oh I get it...it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler: Being a clever poster? Now as a question of etiquette- as I leaved do I rate you a 1 or an 8?

-Slightly jumbled around scene from "fight club"

hmm

Dusty: What do I do?
Barker: You confirm sources, follow leads, ya know, REAL journalism!
Dusty: Great!...now what's a lead?

Anchorman/

SHOW ME THE THREAD!!!!!!!

-Jerry Maguire

Vinny Valentine: Listen, post-dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Barker: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Vin, but thank you for asking.

-Ace Ventura

Dusty: How's it feel Hiker, did I wake you up?
Tired Hiker: No, but you woke my wife and kids up, our boy, KoK better be in barbodos, or I'll ****ing kill you.
Dusty: No he's not, but I've still got stuff to say.
Tired Hiker: Meet me in my office at 11, adn we'll talk, cuntmuscle

TH's woman: **** muscle?
Th: *grunt*

entourage

Mr. Jacope (with a shotgun): What do you know about Jacope X?
[QA sucks in a huge breath of air]
QA: "Gangsta" style poster, graduated from KMC High June 1976, The off-topic honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 KMC "Man I Suck" records, one for most idiotic comments in a minute, one for porn, former nickname "The Kid We All Own," the first and only extreme wanksta ever to come out of KMC County and one hell of a model Latino.
Mr. Jacope: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys?
QA: No sir, I'm just a very big Jacope fan. This is my Graceland sir!

- Ace Ventura

Dusty: Who cares about Vinny Valentine anyway? The man has only one thread for Christ's sake! KMC Challenge? KMC Challenge 2? Le Tigra? They're the same thread! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

- Zoolander

Ushgarak: I became...
Bloigen: What?
Ushgarak: a global mod.
Bloigen: ......You can read minds?
Itzak: 😮

- Zoolander

Barker: One more question your honor.....if you made a club, and all the clubs follow the rules, why is it called PENIS, putting the young-ens in offensive danger.

KoK: They were'nt in dang-

Barker: Were they in grave Danger? Is there any other type? I can have someone link the thread to you.

Kok: I do not need to have the thread linked to me, like I am some type of child!

Barker: Did you make the thread?

Raz: (You don't have to answer that...)

Barker: DID YOU MAKE THE THREAD?!?

Raz: (I'll hold you in contempt!)

KoK: I'll answer it. You want answeres?

Barker: I believe I'm entitled to them.

Kok: You want answeres!?!

Barker: I WANT THE TRUTH!

Kok: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by mods that ban. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Barker? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for socks, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the socks ban, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me making threads, you need me making threadsl. We use words like sock, troll, banning. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent foruming. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very threads that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a internet connection, and make a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Barker: DId you report the SOCK?

Kok: I did the job I...

Barker: DID YOU REPORT THE SOCK?!?!

KoK: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

Emperor: Soon you will be calling me...........GRANDPA!

Luke: Nope

Emperor: STFU N00B!

Luke: 🤨

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Emperor: Soon you will be calling me...........GRANDPA!

Luke: Nope

Emperor: STFU N00B!

Luke: 🤨

You just did it wrong.

Tyler Durden: You're not your Avatar. You're not how many posts you have in the otf. You're not the thread you make. You're not the contents of your profile. You're not your ****ing sigs. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of KMC.

Scene Revamp From "Spider-Man".

Willem Dafoe: Or we could ****, causing countless orgasms again and again until we're both dead! Is that really what you want? Think about it, lover!

*bump* 😐

The Sock: I'm not a sock I'm not a sock!
Storm: But you are acting like one.
The Sock: *They* made me act like this!
KMC OTFers: We didn't! We didn't...
The Sock: And this isn't a socking account. It's a real account!
Storm: [looks up the fake account] Well?
Itzak: Well, we did do the account.
Storm: The account?
Mist: And the password, but it is a sock!
KMC OTFers: Yeah! Ban it! Ban it!
Storm: Did you fake the account and the password?
Mist: No!
Itzak, TH: No!
Itzak: No!
Mist: No!
TH,Pittman: No!
Itzak: Yes!
Mist: Yes!
Roland: Yeah a bit.
TH: A bit!
Pittman,TH: A bit!
Impediment: a bit
Mist: But it is a sock!
Random KMCer in the OTF: *cough* *cough*

Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. How do you expect to come up with a decent comeback (Or any comeback) if you've got no fecking arms?

Lord Farquaad: "Ugh, it's hideous!"
Shrek: "Well, that's not very nice! It's just Irene."
Lord Farquaad "Indeed."

Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."OMFGPLUZ: roflmaoloz!!!11ONEONEONEBANANA i <3 u. ~herbknight~"

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed noob, spam postin' troll. I fart at your username. Your mother was a nigga and your father smelt of K.Diddy.

hmm

Another Fun Times Thread.

Yeah, this Thread is quite funny.

KMC vs Onyxia

MIST: "Okay, odd groups go to left. Even groups go to right. That means one, three, five, seven...LEFT, two-four-six-eight...RIGHT. Seven and eight are whelp groups."

"Okay, listen! **** up! You are going to DPS very, very slowly. Now. And by slowly I mean ****ing slow!"

"If you get aggro, it means you are going to lose 50 DKP because you didn't know what the **** to do! And watch the ***king tail! If you get kicked into the whelps, you lose 50 DKP AGAIN, for not being where the **** you were supposed to be!"

"There is no aggro reset. You only need...there's some s*** about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro."

"So after 2 Sunders, you can basically start doing damage to it. Assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over aggro."

"Okay! Nuke it, dot it...help the whelp groups...when it's in phase two, nuke it HARD AS POS-SI-BLE. You want to get it down as FAST AS POS-SI-BLE. Have dots up on...on EVERY kind. Two rows! shadow word: pain, warlock curses, Rend, everything! I don't see enough dots! MORE DOTS NOW!!"

"Come on, MORE DPS! HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"

"You'll get time to rest in phase three while getting aggro. Remember, save all your aggro-reducing abilities for when it lands! That means Feign death! Vanish! ****ing Fade! Anything that you can use to reset aggro!"

"At 40%, you will stop dots! until then you will throw more dots, more dots, more dots. Come on, more dots. OKAY! STOP DOTS! Now hit it VERY HARD, and VERY FAST!”

“Lea, run to the center! BackFire, run to the center! Vinny, run to the center! Irene, run to the center!”

”Now whatever the **** you do, do NOT STAND NEXT TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!”
“BackFire, centre! Just heal me!”

“LEA!!! DO NOT – GO AWAY FROM THE HEAD, LEA! GO AWAY!”
“Okay! DPS! Slowly! Come here, you ****ing ****! WATCH THE TAIL!”

LANCEWINDU: “Whelps!”
VINNY: “Kmcdude was feared into the whelps -”

MIST: “WHO THE **** WAS THAT?! KMCDUDE, WHAT THE ****!!”
“Whelps!! LEFT SIDE! EVEN SIDE! MANY WHELPS!! NOW, HANDLE IT!!!”

(pause)

“****!!!!!!!”

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