It's the Blob!

The Blob sits in front of (insert character)'s seat during a great baseball game. The seats aren't bolted to the floor but he's still the freaking Blob. Which one of these heroes gets him out of the way and which ones suffer the indignity of finding a new seat?

Spiderman
Wolverine
Captain America
Beast
Thing
Hulk
Juggernaut
Apocalypse (at a baseball game)
Dr. Doom
Reed Richards
The Human Torch
Invisible Woman
Storm
Havok
Colossus
Nightcrawler
Thor
Yellowjacket
Iron Man
Sauron
Magneto
Sabertooth
Sandman

That's enough

The game starts in 20 mins. So they better get cracking.
(that means 20 mins prep for each character)

Feel free to add any phrases these characters might use as well.

*Thor starts shoving Blob , after fifteen minutes (and a lot of grunting and ye olde swear words) he realises it's getting him nowhere*

Thor :BY ODIN'S BEARD THOU SHALT MOVE LEST THE GOD OF THUNDER SMITE THEE !!!!!

Blob : Meh , screw you *Gives Thor the finger*

*Thor raises his hammer into the air*

Thor :MIGHTY MJOLNIR , SUMMON A BOLT OF HEAVENLY LIGHTENING TO-

Bystander : HEY down in front ! Shut the fu*k up !!!!

Thor :Thou can kiss my godly ass unbeliever ...now where was I..ah yes.

-SMITE THIS LOATHSOME BEING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BOOMCRACKASHAZAMGODDAMNLOOKATALLTHE CAPSLOCKEDNOISES*

*Blob is reduced to a pile of goop which smells a lot like armour hot dogs*

Originally posted by grey fox
*Thor starts shoving Blob , after fifteen minutes (and a lot of grunting and ye olde swear words) he realises it's getting him nowhere*

Thor :BY ODIN'S BEARD THOU SHALT MOVE LEST THE GOD OF THUNDER SMITE THEE !!!!!

Blob : Meh , screw you *Gives Thor the finger*

*Thor raises his hammer into the air*

Thor :MIGHTY MJOLNIR , SUMMON A BOLT OF HEAVENLY LIGHTENING TO-

Bystander : HEY down in front ! Shut the fu*k up !!!!

Thor :Thou can kiss my godly ass unbeliever ...now where was I..ah yes.

-SMITE THIS LOATHSOME BEING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BOOMCRACKASHAZAMGODDAMNLOOKATALLTHE CAPSLOCKEDNOISES*

*Blob is reduced to a pile of goop which smells a lot like armour hot dogs*

Apocalypse (narrating)

So, there I was enjoying my popcorn and waiting for the game to start; when this incredible fat-@#% sits right in front of me.

The effontry! The nerve! He has no idea who he's dealing with.

My first instinct was to kill him but in light of the circumstances I thought people might scream so I opted to talk to him. Maybe he didn't see me?

*grabs Blobs head and bends him back slightly. Apoc stands up and stares down at Blob*

I am APOCALYPSE! FEAR ME OR DIE!

*Blob bites into hot dog.*

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? FEAR ME!

*Eating hot dog*

MOVE DUMB-ASS!

*still eating*

I let go of his head and attempted to push him off but found that my superior strength was somewhat hindered by his immense girth. That or he has a mutant power I don't know about.
I look around for something with extra leverage and then I realized that his seat wasn't bolted to the ground.
I took special care in aiming my foot and then gave the chair a swift kick.

*kick, Snap, SLAM!*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

He had landed directly on my foot and no matter what I tried I couldn't move it.

GET OFF OF ME FAT-@#$%!

And yet he did not move. So I had to stretch my neck to watch the game. That's why my neck hurts doctor. What would you prescribe me?

Doctor: Hell if I know, you're the freakiest piece of @#$% I've ever laid eyes on.

Colossus fo' sho'

Piotr : Excuse me my friend but we can't see coz of you !

Blob : Oooohh yeah, screw around some more, russian cake!

Piotr : I don't want any trouble

Blob : Well you just got one....

*Blob stands up*

Colossus : Bozhe moi, not this...

*Turns to metal state punches Blob who flies out of the stadium*

Juggernaut :

Cain : Hey fat flunky get outta way or you gon' get hurt, my little friend can't see coz of your fat ass...

Blob : Yeaaahhh, well who gives a damn *Eats his hamburger*

*Cain stands up*

Cain : Don't you know who I am??

Blob : Who big scary muscle guy with fishman?? *Drinks his coke*

*Cain turns into Juggernaut armor*

Juggernaut : I'm the unstoppable....I'm the Juggernaut b.itch...

Blob : Well I'm immovable...

Juggernaut : Truly charming you fat son of a biaaatch...But I'm the Juggernaut b.itch...

*Juggernaut runs towards Blob, who makes himelf immovable*

Blob : Cannot move me....

Juggernaut : Ohhh yeah?? Let's see about that...Little kid wants to watch some sport...And you are in the way...But worse your in MY WAY!!!!!!!

*Juggernaut charge to Blob who learns to fly*

Juggernaut : Naaahh, I told you I'm the Juggernaut b.itch...

Sammy : Cain sit you sorry ass down I can't see the show !!!!!!!!

*Turns back to normal suit*

Cain : Oooohh sorry about that....

Spiderman - Webs him up so he can't breathe. Eventually he falls to the side unconcious.
Wolverine - Cuts a hole in the seats/ground underneath Blob.
Captain America - Just straight out tells Blob he better move. Or else. Blob Moves.
Beast - Sits on Blobs shoulders.
Thing - Gets into a slobber knocker with Blob. Then realises he's missed the game.
Hulk - Hulk gets angry enough and moves him.
Juggernaut - Juggs runs at him flat out.
Apocalypse (at a baseball game) - Poccy Lips gets 2000 years of prep, comes up with a huge complicated century spanning plan... Then fails and misses the game.
Dr. Doom - Domm says move, you move.
Reed Richards - Reed tries to politely talk it out with Blob, then moves to another seat.
The Human Torch - Human Torch heats up as much as possible. Blob goes to get a drink.
Invisible Woman - She turns him invisible.
Storm - Storm raves on while summoning some weather, which eventually does the job.
Havok - Havok whinges that this stuff never happens to Scott.
Colossus - Colossus finds beauty in the back of Blobs head and proceeds to paint it, forgetting about the game.
Nightcrawler - Kurt teleports him away.
Thor - Thor keeps givin him tiny little electric shocks till he moves.
Yellowjacket - He grows.
Iron Man - Tony's so drunk he thinks he actually watching the game.
Sauron - Hypnotism baby.
Magneto - Mags makes the baseball bats slip out of the players hands every time and fly at Blob until he moves.
Sabertooth - Creed keeps touching him on the ear inconspicuously until Blob is so annoyed he leaves.
Sandman - Suffocates him.

Bruce Banner sits down at local baseball game with his wife Betsy.

Isn't it a lovely day Betsy?
Oh yes Bruce. I can't see what could possibly go wrong on a day like this.

*Blob sits down in front*

Bruce, dear. I can't see.
Neither can I honey.
Well, ask him to move.
Okay.

*taps Blob on shoulder. Blob turns and stares at him*

Excuse me my good man but we were just wondering if you might move over or something. You see there are a great deal of seats next you and we were here first in all fairness.
Piss off you little yellow dyke!
Well, I don't think that was called for.

*Blob dumps popcorn on Bruce's head and then laughs like an idiot. Bruce goes back and sits down*

Well, Bruce? Is he going to move or what?
Maybe we should find a different seat honey.
Aah! You're always doing this! I swear you are such a sissy some times! Father was right about you!
Oh yeah? What did he say!
He said you were an effeminate dweeb! That's what he said! He said I would have to get used to being the man of the family!
You want that fat-@#$% to move?
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah!
Fine!

*Bruce turns into Hulk.*

HULK WANT FAT MAN TO MOVE NOW!

*Hulk grabs Blobs seat and throws it and the Blob clean out of the stadium*

Betsy happy now?!
Yes. Now, sit down Hulk dear.

People behind Hulk: Tell him to move honey we were here first.

bump

This one of the funniest threads i've seen on here. 😆

bump because it's funny.

Sandman.
Blob sits in front of him.

hey, could you move over.

shove it!

what?!

i said shove tiny!

i will
*turns into sand and shoves his fists up Blob's nose and mouth*
happy now?

mmmphphphfffllle

what?, i couldn't hear you? what?

mmfmflsdjfhphfosfuoidhgoph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, you want to move now? GOOD!!!!!!!
*Sandman makes a bat out of sand and home-runs Blob to the other side of the stadium. in front of Thor.*

*Blob lands*

Thor: excuse me?

Blob: oh shi........CRACKOOOOOOOOMMMM!

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Colossus - Colossus finds beauty in the back of Blobs head and proceeds to paint it, forgetting about the game.
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😱 😆 😆

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Told you it was bad.

so many jokes i could say

but anyways its like this invisable woman would take her top off then say if he lets her sit their after the game she'll let him well insert ur own word their and then after the game she turns invisable so he cant find her 😄

Originally posted by Sea King
so many jokes i could say

but anyways its like this invisable woman would take her top off then say if he lets her sit their after the game she'll let him well insert ur own word their and then after the game she turns invisable so he cant find her 😄

Ha!. 😂 Not bad.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Ha!. 😂 Not bad.

yeah i thought it was kool

nice sig and i made a respect tread for myself and it went from my respect tread to what fish people liked it got closed

New list of Superheroes and Villains. These are DC characters

Batman
Superman
Wonder Woman
Martian Manhunter
Flash
Aquaman
Deathstroke
Joker
Doomsday
Metallo
Parasite
Nightwing
Cyborg
Raven
Vandal Savage (yeah)
Lobo
Captain Cold
Power Girl
Black Adam
Lex Luthor
Plastic Man

Originally posted by Sea King
yeah i thought it was kool

nice sig and i made a respect tread for myself and it went from my respect tread to what fish people liked it got closed

That's kind of cool. 😉

If I made a respect thread for myself nobody would reply and I would be very lonely...then it would get closed.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
That's kind of cool. 😉

If I made a respect thread for myself nobody would reply and I would be very lonely...then it would get closed.

na i could post stuf then u would be lonly then it gets closed 😄