The Pig Lady

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
And to you, that makes a girl. Honey i could be a girl if that were the qualifications. All i need are fake boobies. because i have a rear end, and a face. Its wierd, shallow people dont usually smell this bad. OH WAIT THEY DO

Lol, how're they fake? We're only in Middle School & I know she doesn't stuff her bra, I've touched them. Believe what you want though. 😉

Originally posted by Superman_045
Lol, how're they fake? We're only in Middle School & I know she doesn't stuff her bra, I've touched them. Believe what you want though. 😉

Originally posted by Superman_045
Uh, dude, I have a girl who has big ****, an ass & a face so I think I'll pass.

She has a face?

Wow.

Wish my girlfriend had one of those.

Originally posted by Bloigen
She has a face?

Wow.

Wish my girlfriend had one of those.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Lol, how're they fake? We're only in Middle School & I know she doesn't stuff her bra, I've touched them. Believe what you want though. 😉

jackass 😐

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Not only a face, but ears too. That would own

Whoa, she could actually hear me [Edited by Storm].

Originally posted by Bloigen
Whoa, she could actually hear me [Edited by Storm].

a face with eyes would be good too

By face I mean that she looks good. You guys need to understand the new slang.

Originally posted by Superman_045
By face I mean that she looks good. You guys need to understand the new slang.

but great job keeping with the times, man. You're a real trooper

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
I'm saying, All i have to do to become what you call "A girl" is put on fake boobies. Shallow and stupid too. Damn. You're the whole package, tiger.

I don't like her just because of her body, ya know. I'm not that type of guy.

Originally posted by Superman_045
I don't like her just because of her body, ya know. I'm not that type of guy.

than i guess if you're not that kind of guy you would've said something other than "NICE ****, FACE and ASS"

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Its not really new slang. Its just a different variation on a retarded slang from about 1 year ago

but great job keeping with the times, man. You're a real trooper

Whatever. You & your sarcasm.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Whatever. You & your sarcasm.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Me and my sarcasm own you and your newbishness

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Hmm...

than i guess if you're not that kind of guy you would've said something other than "NICE ****, FACE and ASS"

Just given her props, she looks good.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Just given her props, she looks good.

than her props will only go to her looks?!??!

I think not

I have a "girl"....thats nice, she likes tool, and video games. Thats all you need to know about my woman

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Me and my sarcasm own you and your newbishness

If you & your tiny mind wants to keep believing I'm a noob, go right ahead.

Originally posted by Superman_045
If you & your tiny mind wants to keep believing I'm a noob, go right ahead.

And technically, you're not a newb, yeah. WE KNOW!

and yet, you act like this is your first day.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Dont start with me

Originally posted by Thorinn
weep

You might as well put in your sig "Alex's Beeech"