The Gornack Control Team

Started by Dwight Shrute3 pages

The Gornack Control Team

now accepting applications

As you can see, an evil, DEMONIC spirit has engulfed one of our beloved members of KMC, TH. And this spirit is okay at times, but the day will come when he rises up and trys to take over other bodies of KMC members. So thats where we come in. The Gornack Control Team( GCT) was set up by a bunch of billionairs over in some foreign country, and they sent me along to come to KMC and make sure that Gornack wouldn't have taken another body. And he did, i was too busy pimping all the ladies, that'll happen, anywho, now this gornack threat level is only yellow ( it goes: Green, Yellow, Orange, Red, Holy ****ing shit...HIT THE DECK!) And doesn't look to be elevated anytime soon

wait.......it has just been elevated to orange. Be alert people. If you have anymore sightings of a Gornack that looks like he's taking another, you come here and report to us.

But i cant go at it alone, thats why i am taking applications to have a larger team to be able to take on this Gornack......poopy faced creature. So sign up today and recieve a free 1 dollar bill

*fills out a bogus application* disguise

*picks nose*

WTF LOL!

*picks Council13's nose*

*fills out application* 🙂

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. 😕

Originally posted by Gornack
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. 😕

😆

Gornack is pissed, you guys. 😬

Why because I picked my nose? cry

dodgy

Does he want a fruity oaty bar?dodgy

as per the reason for the elevated threat level

Do you need a reminder of why you shall not mess with Gornack? 😱

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I'd rather have a nice canadian dollar coin

Originally posted by Gornack
Do you need a reminder of why you shall not mess with Gornack? 😱
Does Gornack need a reminder that he shall not mess with the GCT

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Does Gornack need a reminder that he shall not mess with the GCT

Okay, kids. First, let's not forget this!

Gornack see godzilla . . .

And then Gornack kill godzilla! 😬

Then, Gornack squeazes godzilla's brain! 😱

Godzilla was nothing compared with what the GCT has, yo!