The Gornack Control Team
now accepting applications
As you can see, an evil, DEMONIC spirit has engulfed one of our beloved members of KMC, TH. And this spirit is okay at times, but the day will come when he rises up and trys to take over other bodies of KMC members. So thats where we come in. The Gornack Control Team( GCT) was set up by a bunch of billionairs over in some foreign country, and they sent me along to come to KMC and make sure that Gornack wouldn't have taken another body. And he did, i was too busy pimping all the ladies, that'll happen, anywho, now this gornack threat level is only yellow ( it goes: Green, Yellow, Orange, Red, Holy ****ing shit...HIT THE DECK!) And doesn't look to be elevated anytime soon
wait.......it has just been elevated to orange. Be alert people. If you have anymore sightings of a Gornack that looks like he's taking another, you come here and report to us.
But i cant go at it alone, thats why i am taking applications to have a larger team to be able to take on this Gornack......poopy faced creature. So sign up today and recieve a free 1 dollar bill