Nasty! No Hygene! ARGH! *yucks*

Started by Spartan0052 pages
Originally posted by Bloigen
😂

Last year there was this kid who reaked everyday... so for his birthday I gave him axe 😆

Originally posted by Spartan005
Last year there was this kid who reaked everyday... so for his birthday I gave him an axe in the face. 😆

That was a bit harsh.

Yeah... but you wouldn't think so if he sat next to you.... every.....single....day 😐

Tell your teacher about him and ask to be moved.

It was last year.... thank god

lol.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Tell your teacher about him and ask to be moved.

Or bring some cheap but long lasting cologne and spritz him while he isn't looking.

Me and my friends did that once... but with axe... can't waste good cologne 😉

One of my teachers is musty on a daily. He's a very good teacher but we have to avoid walking near him. Whats even worse is that its an early morning class, so you'd think a person wouldve at least showered or somethin. 😱

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Some guy is making a delivery in our office and doesn't even have deodorant. The whole office smells like dry stinkin armpits.

YUCK!

*runs to outside to get some fresh air*

😘

Originally posted by Spartan005
Me and my friends did that once... but with axe... can't waste good cologne 😉

😂

Originally posted by ThePrincessBee
One of my teachers is musty on a daily. He's a very good teacher but we have to avoid walking near him. Whats even worse is that its an early morning class, so you'd think a person wouldve at least showered or somethin. 😱

Maybe he bathes in a horse trough! Ever think of that? 😉

I even know a woman whos vagina is so rank, it would melt through her jeans.

^That's just *beep* disgusting!

Originally posted by Spartan005
Yeah... but you wouldn't think so if he sat next to you.... every.....single....day 😐

Re-Read my quote.

😆 Oh my god...

Someone at my school gave me free deodorent, I was thrilled and immediately tried it! My parents weren't that thrilled, they can't stand those disgusting odours.
But I guess all these fancy smells has made the children of today immune against those terribly reeking deodorents.
Not only do we strive to all look the same, we all need to smell the same too or people will be upset. Luckily president Bush exists and maybe there will be certain laws to make everybody use insta-hygene.

Who cares about the effect on the climate anyway? Who actually cares about the world these days? Whahaha, only those damn hippies and Greenpeace terrorists!! Such fools!