Grey Fox : Britains answer to Maddox
It’s sunny.
I hate the sun. I hate it so much ……. In fact why don’t we send a couple hundred nukes into that star, at least then we’ll have a really kick-ass black hole to look at as were sucked into oblivion .
I hate the sun for many a reason , mostly because when the sun’s out people are happy . I hate happy people , no one should be happy …..ever damn it . I’m miserable when it’s sunny therefore everyone should be ; and I’m happy when it’s raining and the sky looks like it’s about to open up and rain brains upon us, I know of course that people get unhappy when it rains so it’s a win-win situation .
The only bad thing about rain though is that you can’t set things on fire… .. Otherwise I would be over at various wusses houses and burning down their homes and watching as they cry in the mud and rain .
But back to the point , rain is better then sun. Reasons …….
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[*] With sun all you get is a little dizziness from dehydration and a possible rash….. Which is a pile of shit since rashes don’t kill anyone (dehydration does but only if your in a ****ing desert )
[*]Theres more of a chance of you slipping and cracking your dumb-ass skull open in the rain then their is in the sunshine
[*]With rain you can get a crap load of diseases (Most of which are fatal in some form or another)
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There is probably more reasons why I hate the sun , but right now I’m hungry and am going to scarf a few babies .