Snake slits Mario's throat and then Master chief's shield protects him against samus for awhile. He gets bored and pulls out his fuel rod gun and samus charges up her blast both blasts collide making a huge explosion Chief's shield is knocked down. Samus's suit is ****ed. Chief runs at her and snake sneaks up behind her with a knife chief rams into samus so Snake's knife goes into her back. And then Snake slits chief's throat.......because he hates squids
Samu's missiles hit snake and he is knocked down dying but he calls air support before death. Chief's shields save him since he's lived through missiles befor. He whipe out a pistol firing the metal wall it deflects and hits mario in the back killing him. tosses pistol at Samus she blows it away. Chief kills her by throwing five plasma grenades on her he laughs in his victory and is blown up by the air support.
Snake pwns all even in death
people really forget all the crap mario can do in ALL of his games... like throw pills and summon star spirits (paper mario), not to mention all the acrobatics he has, plus he can shoot fireballs, and throw a freakin giant fire-breathing magic casting constantly pissed off turtle around... who says he can't beat snake? and we've already discussed that Samus can pwn Master Chief (suck it Liquid Fire)
Samus and Master Chief duke it out. Samus has the advantage of better weapons and shit, but if MC's suit could hack into Samus suit then he gets a serious advantage.
Snake WTFpwns Mario. He turns invisible and shoots him in the head. Then he proceeds to toss a Chaff grenade which disturbs Samus suit, logging of the visor/camera she sees through and other systems, then MC and Snake (except if MC's suit has gone offline as well) blast Samus to hell.....
There weapones weapones mostly wont do that much damage. Here's what hapenes: Snake becomes invisable and shoots Mario in the head. Samus, sadend and enraged by the death of her comabt partner startes to glow in a rainbow of colors. Samus fiers a rainbow-colerd baem at Snack, he is vaporized, MC tries to doge Samus but he to gets shot with the rainbow-colerd baem. He is vaporized instantly. Samus procedes to her ship and fl;ies into the vastness of space.
PS: that rainbow-colered beam is the Hyper beam.
Snake has dodged smilair things, like the energy beam Metal Gear fires, two vulcan canons (which fires over 100 shots per half minute) and explosives, plus an assault rifle from point blank range. He could dodge it, especially if he is invisible, Samus suit and radar is disabled and she has MC firing at her as well. MC's cortana could hack into Samus suit, disabling the visor. Snake could toss a chaff which if anything would at least knock out the visor and the radar she has.
A stinger fired from Snake would indeed send Samus flying. It might not puncture through her suit instantly, but if it can make Metal Gear unsteady (it does when Fox fires), (A huge 10 thousand ton machine with unpenetratable armor) it would send Samus flying, maybe knock her out inside her suit....
I remember in Metroid Prime, where Samus isn't even HIT by the explosion, she jumps to her ship and the explosion of that station shakes her suit, and several parts FALL OFF her suit....
I doubt Cortana could hack into Samus's suit, since she most likely has to be in her Power Suit to do that. Anyways, Mario puts on his Metal Cap and deflects all of Snakes bullets. Then he burns Snake alive with Ultra Flame which locks on to it's targets and fires around 15 large balls of fire. Or he could just stop time and freeze Soild Snake, then proceed to pound him in the ground with his Hammer.
Since when does Mario bring those items? He finds them when he walks around, I doubt you could take that as Mario's items. And Mario still can't see him, and locking on is a gameplay mechanics, and won't work anyway since he is invisible. And Snake shoots Mario in the head before he puts on that cape, otherwise he just takes the cape of while he is invisible then blasts him to hell.....