Late Night Chat with ToMacco

where do you work?

At a shitty box factory.

I ship and recieve auto parts.

oh, ive been trying to get a job at blockbuster, but i dont think i look clean enough, 5 oclock shadow, long hair, goatee, look kinda homeless i think

Shave that shit off, bro.

i look better with it. im just starting to put my hair in a pony tail so it doesnt look that bad.

You're not Qui-gon, my good friend.

Shave it and buy a tie. You'll get a job.

nah, ive seen guys with long hair working there, its just my 5 oclock shadow i think.

It seems the solution to your problem is obvious.

yeah, i know. it sucks to be hairy people, remember that.

Dude, is your back hairy? Chicks don't like that at all.

I need to send you some razers.

oh god, yes my back is hairy 🙁 that must be why i dotn have a girlfriend. but i dont understand how i can shave my back, im not that flexible

Get a prostitue.

i dont want aids, and i already said, i dont have money 😠

Set some duct tape on the floor, lay on it, then get up quickly.

or maybe ill just try and find a girl who doesnt mind hair.

Good luck

thanks, ill need it

Listen, Chewie;

Ladies dig a hip cat. Women will overlook your hairy body, if you play it cool. Make wisecracks about it before they do. Being able to recognize your flaws before others often makes you a cooler person.

Get an ugly girl to shave you and then go cruising for a cute one.

Words only queeq could say... 😂

Plus, don't overdo it with the self-flaw spotting.