Jesus Christ....Religious Icon...Comic book Character??....SEX SYMBOL????

Don't tell Lord Urizen

Jesus as a PIMP. Fearsome threesome with Mary Magdalene and Martha.

Or how about Jesus as a GAY icon???

Ever heard of that Mark's Secret Gospel, Jesus and Lazarus spending the night alone . . . ." with only a loin cloth covering the nakedness of the youth's body (Lazarus)."

The word "Sweet Jesus" has a new meaning to me 😆.

Originally posted by Templares
Jesus as a PIMP. Fearsome threesome with Mary Magdalene and Martha.

Or how about Jesus as a GAY icon???

Ever heard of that Mark's Secret Gospel, Jesus and Lazarus spending the night alone . . . ." with only a loin cloth covering the nakedness of the youth's body (Lazarus)."

The word "Sweet Jesus" has a new meaning to me 😆.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

😆 It still doesnt top the "feel jesus inside of you"

You could put it together..........."Sweet Jesus! How good you feel"

Originally posted by debbiejo
You could put it together..........."Sweet Jesus! How good you feel"

What about "Sweet hard Jesus"?

😱 I can't believe I said that. 😱

is that the holy spirit in your robe or are you just....

ohhh Jesusdroolio

oo0o0o00o0 Jesusdroolio

o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o JESUS.....droolio

Please forgive me my sins.😮

Amen

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What about "Sweet hard Jesus"?

😱 I can't believe I said that. 😱

Hahahaha.........But you did say it!! 😱 ............You don't really want a "Sweet hard Jesus", do you????............It might hurt you........hahaha 😛 ..........

Is that sin?

I wonder if Jesus offers forgiveness for say....a small fee.

Yes, Look at the Catholic church.. 😉

I knew about indulgences, but not about THAT 😑 😖

Cling to your faith......It will save you!!

try feeling THAT faith inside.

ps. was that Jesus as a woman?

It's almost like a metaphor..........

The woman stands for the ignorant masses clinging to the church.......Hoping for resurrection.............and won't let go!!

either that or its female depence on...😖

how do u know Jesus chest was a man and not a woman?????????????

😈 👿 😮‍💨 🍺 🤘

Usually he is reffered to as "He".

But i guess he could have the "chest" of a woman 😂

Sorry 😐

Originally posted by Lord Urizen

Why can't the Lord stay in one genre?

He can Lord Urizen 🙂

"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever."

Hebrews 13:8

He only changes in the comic books...

Originally posted by Alliance
I wonder if Jesus offers forgiveness for say....a small fee.

"For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast."

Ephesians 2:8-9

No fee Alliance...forgiveness and eternal life is a free gift from Jesus.
He paid the fee for you so you and I won't have to. 🙂