Conan versus Kingpin h2h!!!

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Conan versus Kingpin h2h!!!

i think this would be a classic.

Conan rapes him 10/10........shock

Originally posted by Skeets
Conan rapes him 10/10........shock

Co-signed.

Conan kicks his ass

conan tears the fatty apart

Kingpin would snap Conans neck if it was something that snaps, crackles and pops...and he'd be home for 3rd breakfast in no time...

Conan.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Kingpin would snap Conans neck if it was something that snaps, crackles and pops...and he'd be home for 3rd breakfast in no time...

conan tears his head off then returns to his cave for more mead.

Originally posted by The Pict
conan tears his head off then returns to his cave for more mead.

and why is that?

cos' he is a barbarian man, and the kingpin can't touch him.

Originally posted by The Pict
cos' he is a barbarian man, and the kingpin can't touch him.

ah..well...just because he's smelly and suffers a great lack of manners at the dinner table, doesn't make him winner in my book, please remember, he (Kingpin) almost killed Daredevil and gave Spider Man a good run for his money.

conan (mightily) laughs off kinpin's attempts to land a punch on him then delivers a kick to the knackers (dirty barbarian fighting) then breaks fisk's neck as he is falling to his knees.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ah..well...just because he's smelly and suffers a great lack of manners at the dinner table, doesn't make him winner in my book, please remember, he (Kingpin) almost killed Daredevil and gave Spider Man a good run for his money.

You obviously don't read Conan.

Originally posted by The Pict
conan (mightily) laughs off kinpin's attempts to land a punch on him then delivers a kick to the knackers (dirty barbarian fighting) then breaks fisk's neck as he is falling to his knees.

Fisk is an accomplished h2h combattant and and not as sloppy as it might seem, Conan won't be able to outlive the lice in his hair.
Kingpin kills him after a good fight

Originally posted by Psyquis52
You obviously don't read Conan.

not any more...what? did he get some divine super duper powers i should know of?

he has the power of easily beating lesser opponents

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
not any more...what? did he get some divine super duper powers i should know of?
😆 nah. Nothing so drastic. However, it wouldn't be daring to say that he was on the same fighting level as cap or batman.

Kingpin f**ks him up and then crushes his head w/his bare hands.

Conan.

Conan is a monster....plain and simple. He's battled lions, tigers, sharks, crocodiles, demons, monsters, giants, and God knows what else with his bare hands before and killed them. Conan goes into beserker rages on the battlefield much like Wolverine does...and when he does, he's a tornado of death!! Conan isn't considered the greatest warrior in the Hyborian Age for nothing...some of the things Conan has faced singlehandedly would make Kingpin drop a load in his undies and piss his $30,000 dollar suit!!!!