The study of Ferocious Potato's during mating season!
Welcome to the amazing feild of ferocious potato's! I am your instructor, Miss Po Ta Toe, and I will guide you through this amazing guide to potato's during mating season.
Now, I must say, we are definitely short in employees, seeing as though no one has ever truly thought of studying ferocious potato's, or even known that they exist for that matter. It just so happens that I am the only specialist involved. Amazing I know.
Now, if you are at all interested in any way shape or form I have a few things I should inform you of first. The can be quite. . . .well. . . .ferocious, hence the name "Ferocious Potato". So, I would advise you wear, here comes the list, safety goggles, nose protecter, plastic bra(if needed), stomach plate, metal shoes, finger protecters, and a cup(if needed). I would really emphasize on these things, for we are studying them during mating season, and that is not good.
I hope you have enjoyed this special on Ferocious Potato's during mating season, and I hope to see you soon at a small shack dedicated to us some time soon.
P.S. Don't forget a condom.