Super Poker Match

Originally posted by grey fox
I'd love to see this.

Cap : You cheated

Thanos : Bah ! The mad titan has no need to cheat

Supes : I'm pretty sure he hasn't been cheating otherwise my 'Truth and the American way' power would have gone off ...Wait a minute Truth [b]AND the American way. Doesn't the first kinda contradict the second ?

Thanos : See the kryptonian isn't paranoid

Darkseid : Quiet rip-off...

Thanos : Rip off...excuse me ! Unlike you I don't need Jim lee penciling me and Jack kirby kissing ass for ME to own some heroes. You on the other hand are the resident alien punching bag , so i suggest you shut your trap before I lay a beat down on you !!

Darkseid : Oh , just like you 'Laid a beatdown' on Odin aye...

Thanos *Pissed off* Thats it ******* !!!

*Thanos jumps across the table and starts strangling Darkseid , Darkseid punches Thanos in the groin . Thanos loses his grip and takes a boot to the face*

Darkseid : Wheres your infinite gauntlet now ***** !!!

Superman : *Sighs* Is he always like this *Points to Thanos*

Cap : Yeah , pretty much. [/B]

Originally posted by who?-kid
I'd pay for a comic with that story 🙂

Wouldn't we all.....👆

Question: Why is Thing not in any of these games? 😐

Seriously, not to be a fanboy, but Thing is one of the best poker players in comics.

Spider-man: Is he looking at my cards?
Daredevil: Is who looking at your cards?
Spiderman: Him! (Points at the Question)
Daredevil: I don't think so.
Spiderman: How would you know? You're blind!
Wolverine: Would you two just shut-up and play the game. I raise.
Daredevil: Check
The Question lays down two chips
Daredevil: Did he just raise or see?
Spiderman: Neither, he just folded.
Daredevil: Don't lie
Wolverine: Shutup! The Question sees.
Spiderman: I fold.
Daredevil: Do you ever stay in?
Wolverine: Shutup and show them.
Question lays out a full house Aces over Queens.
Wolverine: Well, #@$%!
Daredevil: Does anybody know what I have?
Spiderman: Like 2 bucks. That's what you have. Have you ever considered folding once in a while?
Daredevil: They don't call me the man without fear for nothing.
Spiderman: I think he's hiding cards under his mask.

Thing got punked by Spidey (and Kingpin, for that matter) in a poker game they played recently. Thing knows what he's doing, but he wouldn't last long in this crowd. Sorry. 😬

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Thing got punked by Spidey (and Kingpin, for that matter) in a poker game they played recently. Thing knows what he's doing, but he wouldn't last long in this crowd. Sorry. 😬

Has anybody considered the fact that Thanos and Darkseid wouldn't probably even know what poker is?

Originally posted by who?-kid
Yeah Spider-Man was playing poker with dr. Strange, Thing, Angel, Kingpin, Black Cat and Torch. He won and humiliated Kingpin.

To be fair that was in a spidey comic though 😬

Originally posted by DigiMark007
And then Thanos would remove him from existence.

My point exactly. Spider-sense would be the quickest way to a fortune ever.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Question: Why is Thing not in any of these games? 😐

Seriously, not to be a fanboy, but Thing is one of the best poker players in comics.

Table one: spiderman wins, spidersence wold help a lot
Table two: Thanos wins, when doesnt he win? lol... great tactician, ans stratagist.
Table 3: Doom wins, he'll fina a way to cheat knowing him.. plus he's just smarter, great poker players have great memories, he'll note everyones stratagies during the first 15 or so hands. then he'll clean house. also the other players wont be able to read him with his mask on.
Table 4: I say joker. like wat digi said, it would be hard to pick up his playing style. also it would be hard to read him. plus he would have a ace up his sleeve lol.

Originally posted by Grimm22
To be fair that was in a spidey comic though 😬

Don't see the problem here.

Originally posted by diabloman
i see a page # on there so what book is that ?

Thing #8 bub 😉

The last of Ben's fantastic series! 🙁

So you better buy the TPB! 😠

Originally posted by Grimm22
Thing #8 bub 😉

The last of Ben's fantastic series! 🙁

So you better buy the TPB! 😠

Originally posted by Grimm22
Thing #8 bub 😉

The last of Ben's fantastic series! 🙁

So you better buy the TPB! 😠

Originally posted by diabloman
do you know what year it is ?

🤨

2006 😐

Originally posted by Grimm22
🤨

2006 😐

Originally posted by diabloman
the book smarty

Wha?!?! 🤨

Please rephrase the question

Originally posted by Grimm22
Wha?!?! 🤨

Please rephrase the question