how do i handle a jealous boyfriend ??

Started by NineCoronas12 pages

Originally posted by skipping_gurl
yeah coz he's getting what ur not.. and sorry 4 not being a dork mister
A "dork"? Sorry for not being a depraved idiot, missy.

Originally posted by Valharu
He still has his mothers teat so he's not missing out on everything. And shit for brains Smallcoronas can't grasp the concept of sex so he doesn't know or care what hes missing out on.

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Originally posted by skipping_gurl
doesnt mata how big it is it gives me one hell of a mouth full.. and theres no need to be cut coz ur a fat 12 year old virgin whos neva had a blowy be4.. lol SO SUCK THAT 😆 😆 😆

"Doesn't matter how big it is. It gives me one hell of a mouthful. There's no need to be *insert coherent word here* because you're a fat 12 year old virgin who has never had a blow job before. So suck that."

There, much better. 😊

Originally posted by SpadeKing
whats with the number 12? and nope everything you just said was a lie especially the fat 12 year old virgin part

still doesnt change this

Originally posted by Philip_ll
What exactly does your boyfriend get jealous about?

I am her boyfriendbangin

Originally posted by silver_tears
"Doesn't matter how big it is. It gives me one hell of a mouthful. There's no need to be *insert coherent word here* because you're a fat 12 year old virgin who has never had a blow job before. So suck that."

There, much better. 😊

And I thought she was talking about her ex boyfriend. ermm

Cheers for clearing that up, ST. 😊

Originally posted by Itzak
And I thought she was talking about her ex boyfriend. ermm

Stuff youermm

stuff of what?

Not at all, I moonlight as a translator for the incoherent web speak so popular with today's youth ❌

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not at all, I moonlight as a translator for the incoherent web speak so popular with today's youth ❌

Sorry,my girlfriend is not really a computer nerd,so she doesn't know web talk that good 🙂

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Sorry,my girlfriend is not really a computer nerd,so she doesn't know web talk that good 🙂

ur and be4 is web talk 😛
that seems like all she knows

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Stuff youermm

Thanks... I could use some ice cream. ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not at all, I moonlight as a translator for the incoherent web speak so popular with today's youth ❌

I know. cry It's so sad it's almost heart breaking. weep

There there, there there, tissue? crytissue

Originally posted by silver_tears
ur and be4 is web talk 😛
that seems like all she knows

She uses that msn thing a bit,but I think thats about it

Originally posted by Itzak
Thanks... I could use some ice cream. ermm

No probermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
There there, there there, tissue? crytissue

Yes, it is. cry

Originally posted by K.Diddy
She uses that msn thing a bit,but I think thats about it

Have you showed her how to use the quote and/or edit button yet? ermm

I'm saving this thread... for future laughs.

So K.Diddy or Mr "Luke"

Did you get your girlfriend on this site so you two could cyber-sex in the PMing?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So K.Diddy or Mr "Luke"

Did you get your girlfriend on this site so you two could [b]cyber-sex in the PMing? [/B]

Yeah, he got her to join just because the drool smiley turned him on so much while cybering. ermm

putting your girlfriend on this site is a bad idea