Bears-Are they ruining America more than gays and liberals combined?

Well what do you think? are you an American? or an Abearican?

Bears are pretty evil..but **** and commies are in my opinion the greater threat.

😑 wha.....hahahaha..........*gets a drink*

well america?

^^^ Is he walking on water???

Darth> I'm a European... 😕
I can't bear this...
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(Someone better fill me in) 🙂

Your best friend could be a bear. Does he/she have a penchant for catching salmon with their bare paws? Do they scratch bark off trees? Are they big and brown and hairy? Be vigilant my friends and trust no-one.

Originally posted by The Omega
Darth> I'm a European... 😕
I can't bear this...
...
...
(Someone better fill me in) 🙂

yes, be vigilant. Are your friends hairy? do they have snouts and puffy tails? do they have funny ears on top of their heads? Do they resemble large, flat footed scrotums in bad lighting?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are consorting with bears.

I'm a bear. For reals. Colbert is prejudice against us bears!

and I'm prejudice against comp USA for selling you Yogis claw accessable keyboards.

know your enemy-the common bear

known bear sympathizers

I was chased by a grizz once in the NWT. And I still think that bears are o.k.

Now racoons...that's a different story altogether.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I was chased by a grizz once in the NWT. And I still think that bears are o.k.

Now racoons...that's a different story altogether.

I like Rocky Racoon...he once checked into his room...only to find gideons bible.....ever wondered who those "Gideons" are...never met one in person...hehe...allusions...hehe

Originally posted by Darth Jello
and I'm prejudice against comp USA for selling you Yogis claw accessable keyboards.

It was Dell, they are so good at not asking questions.

And this is me!

when i was 9 i was molested by a kodiak bear.

...oh wait...maybe it was the babysitter

What is your position on the rising threat of bears in America?

Never been to one of their gay communities and not interesting in visiting one.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well what do you think? are you an American? or an Abearican?

Of course! Bears kill people, gays and liberals soften them up. 😛

Originally posted by Darth Jello
known bear sympathizers