Wolverine is getting pounded on by the surfer.
W: Oh no, I will have to pull out my special ability of....
*Stares at Joey Q*
JQ: Independent Feral Incineraction Powers?
W: Independent Feral Incineration Powers? where the f*ck do you come up with this shit you fat bastard?!
JQ: Hey, without me you'd still be getting beaten on by Spiderman
W: Yeah and without me you'd be out of a job.
JQ: ......
W: .......
JQ: fine...sorry, finish beating on Surfer and we'll deal with his master; galactus.
W: Yeah, that pink-wearing motherf*cker is going down! fat ass...
JQ: I said sorry..please stop with the fat jokes....
Wolverine goes on to stomp galactus and take his place as world devourer, and Joey Q as his fat-ass herald..Ahh...wouldnt that be great? 😄