Superman : *Looking over the list* Ok so who here can fly ?
Wolverine : *Raises hand*
Thing : No you'se cant he's a lying bum...
Spiderman : Wolverine only THINKS he can fly because a bunch of nerds keep on worshipping him whenever he walks past a 7/11 .
Superman : Ok then...who here has a cape ?
Spiderman : Oooh , ooh me me . I once had a cape in an alternate reality.
DD : Those don't count.
Superman : Ok then Daredevil , let's see what you can do ?
DD : Wait ! Why the hell am i even here . For christ sakes these guys can throw planets around . All i can do is kung fu and a near useless 'radar sense' . **** this ... *leaves*
Thing : *Speaks in an outdated manner which no one talks like*
Superman : You know what , your all losers screw 'Scientific and realistic' ,I'm Superman. Why the hell do i need you dicks ?
*Kills them all*
Originally posted by Blade CutterHad to fix up up some of the stuff I said.
Superman would pick Spider-man because they have teamed up three times before and he likes Spider-man.Plus Peter saved Superman life form Venom in a badly written cross over.But in that case Wolverine is the king of getting more power in badly written cross overs.
Originally posted by grey fox
Superman : *Looking over the list* Ok so who here can fly ?Wolverine : *Raises hand*
Thing : No you'se cant he's a lying bum...
Spiderman : Wolverine only [b]THINKS
he can fly because a bunch of nerds keep on worshipping him whenever he walks past a 7/11 .Superman : Ok then...who here has a cape ?
Spiderman : Oooh , ooh me me . I once had a cape in an alternate reality.
DD : Those don't count.
Superman : Ok then Daredevil , let's see what you can do ?
DD : Wait ! Why the hell am i even here . For christ sakes these guys can throw planets around . All i can do is kung fu and a near useless 'radar sense' . **** this ... *leaves*
Thing : *Speaks in an outdated manner which no one talks like*
Superman : You know what , your all losers screw 'Scientific and realistic' ,I'm Superman. Why the hell do i need you dicks ?
*Kills them all* [/B]
LOL, so true......
Originally posted by grey fox
Superman : *Looking over the list* Ok so who here can fly ?Wolverine : *Raises hand*
Thing : No you'se cant he's a lying bum...
Spiderman : Wolverine only [b]THINKS
he can fly because a bunch of nerds keep on worshipping him whenever he walks past a 7/11 .Superman : Ok then...who here has a cape ?
Spiderman : Oooh , ooh me me . I once had a cape in an alternate reality.
DD : Those don't count.
Superman : Ok then Daredevil , let's see what you can do ?
DD : Wait ! Why the hell am i even here . For christ sakes these guys can throw planets around . All i can do is kung fu and a near useless 'radar sense' . **** this ... *leaves*
Thing : *Speaks in an outdated manner which no one talks like*
Superman : You know what , your all losers screw 'Scientific and realistic' ,I'm Superman. Why the hell do i need you dicks ?
*Kills them all* [/B]
Near useless Radar 😐
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