Captain America vs. Buffy

Started by Metalmanx6 pages

...Buffy?

...The Vampire Slayer?

...Seriously?

Captain America wins 100000000000000000000000/10.

And that's being generous to BTVS.

Captian America has an anti jobbing aura even greater than Batman and Wolverine.

some of the stuff he does is way beyond superhuman.

Captain America wins 150% of the time

Meaning he wins before he gets there.

Buffy was hit as in really hit by a car, she didn't just jump on the hood, and she just got up and ran away. And she fell from a 10-15 storey tower and got up like it was nothing. She also traded blows with Glory who was basically as strong Rogue with the speed of Quicksilver.

Originally posted by coosie
Buffy was hit as in really hit by a car, she didn't just jump on the hood, and she just got up and ran away. And she fell from a 10-15 storey tower and got up like it was nothing. She also traded blows with Glory who was basically as strong Rogue with the speed of Quicksilver.
yet a buff vampire on a tuesday night can lay her on her ass ocassionaly...hmmmmmm

And yet she always wins in the end. And also spike said that a slayer does not lose a fight because she lost a fight, a slayer loses a fight because every slayer has a flaw, and that is every slayer has a secret deathwish. Buffy doesn't have that anymore.

So you're saying Buffy can't lose to anyone, that means you think she beats King Thor.

Wow, I don't know what to say.

Of course only to streetlevelers. Or up to beings like Glory.

Originally posted by coosie
She also traded blows with Glory who was basically as strong Rogue with the speed of Quicksilver.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! 😆

*stifles laughter for a moment*

As strong Rogue with the speed of Quicksilver?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! 😆

Its just a typo. It means Glory is as strong as Rogue (classic) and she is as fast as Quicksilver. She doesn't use her speed much but she still is/was very strong.

Yeah, because me not being clear on what you ment was what was wrong with that sentence...

She is neither as strong as classic Rogue or as fast as Quicksilver - heck she isn't even close to either of those levels.

Yes she is. Have you seen Glory use her speed?

Originally posted by coosie
And yet she always wins in the end. And also spike said that a slayer does not lose a fight because she lost a fight, a slayer loses a fight because every slayer has a flaw, and that is every slayer has a secret deathwish. Buffy doesn't have that anymore.

yes she always wins at the end of a story.. but that doesn't stop her from getting her ass handed to her the other 60 to 70% of the time... in that same notion...captain america "always finds a way" 🙄
again.. she didn't "trade blows" with glory.. she just beat glory with a biblical-esque weapon....

when it comes to trading blows... she was beat down by a single member of the TUROK-HAN these guys aren't even CLOSE to some of the big prey that captain america has put down, and this thing humiliated buffy like it was a joke.
same with Caleb.
The only real attributes either has to contribute in a fight are their superior strength and speed.. you know who else has pretty much the same speed and strength as them?
US agent. AND he has superior strategical thinking ability, more experience, more intelligence..and HE STILL gets his ass handed to him by the cap.. buffy would do little more than annoy captain america, but as soon as cap took the fight seriously her head would be coming off with that shield of his.

The Master was below Glory and he killed Buffy, Xander had to bring her back so that she could try again. Adam was below Glory and he treated her as a joke, she had to have a spell cast on her to win.

BTW, Cap has beaten the Red Skull who had a cosmic cube, he also beat Korvac who had a comic cube.

Cosmic cube >>>>>>>> 100 Glories.

Originally posted by jinzin
yes she always wins at the end of a story.. but that doesn't stop her from getting her ass handed to her the other 60 to 70% of the time... in that same notion...captain america "always finds a way" 🙄
again.. she didn't "trade blows" with glory.. she just beat glory with a biblical-esque weapon....

when it comes to trading blows... she was beat down by a single member of the TUROK-HAN these guys aren't even CLOSE to some of the big prey that captain america has put down, and this thing humiliated buffy like it was a joke.
same with Caleb.
The only real attributes either has to contribute in a fight are their superior strength and speed.. you know who else has pretty much the same speed and strength as them?
US agent. AND he has superior strategical thinking ability, more experience, more intelligence..and HE STILL gets his ass handed to him by the cap.. buffy would do little more than annoy captain america, but as soon as cap took the fight seriously her head would be coming off with that shield of his.

PREACH!!!

Originally posted by King KAM
PREACH!!!

punk

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU KAM!!!!!

Originally posted by jinzin
punk

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU KAM!!!!!

muthaeffin yea man!

Originally posted by LordKaos
Anybody ever see Buffy get tired? I don't think she does she has a slayer healing factor and preternatural endurance.

"Anybody ever see Buffy get tired?" Yes I have actually.

"I don't think she does she has a slayer healing factor and preternatural endurance." No offence, but think again. Buffy has often been shown winded after fights. Preternatural endurance? Not so much.

Captain America on the other hand never tires as his system doesn't accumulate lactic acid.

"i said she was quicker than captain america."

Let's see;

Buffy was shot and nearly killed by a ***** with a gun. Not a trained marksman or sharpshooter, just a regular ***** with a gun.

Captain America dodges bullets from multiple shooters with ease.

i saw Glory use her super speed, she showed me yesterday