Aquaman Vs. Batman

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Aquaman Vs. Batman

30 min prep.

Bats = all gadgets minus motherbox

AM= Magic Hand.

They fight in a town near the beach I guess. (doesnt matter)

Re: Aquaman Vs. Batman

Originally posted by Inhuman
30 min prep.

Bats = all gadgets minus motherbox

AM= Magic Hand.

They fight in a town near the beach I guess. (doesnt matter)

aquaman wins he does not dehydrait and his powers remain at peack leves out of water

No motherbox, but he still gets his boomtube! 😱 Batman wins! 💃

Batman: Surrender, Aquaman and the girl lives

Ariel: I just wanted to go to the surface world! He looked so dashing on the pier!

Sebastian: You stooopid b*tch! You and your goddamned hard-on for the surface world! We're going to be filleted because of your stupidity. I told you, under the sea is better!

Alfred: My dear crab, I can assure you, you are not going to be filleted. What a prepostrous idea.

Sebastian: Phew. What a relief.

Alfred: Oh, yes. That would be in poor taste. We going to boil you alive and serve you as a Thai cuisine soup.

Ariel: Thai? Oooh! I have Thai! Look! *holds up a fork*

Aquaman: Alright, Bruce. You win. I surrender.

Batman: In your face, octopussy!

Aquaman bitchslaps Batman.

Then Aquaman goes and eats a dolphin 😛

Aquaman.
Batmans main advantage is the dark. Aquaman LOVES the dark since he can get around it and see much better than Bats can.

Originally posted by batdude123
No motherbox, but he still gets his boomtube! 😱 Batman wins! 💃

^^^

Batman might know a weakness 4 AM, but with magic AM takes majority.

AM wins

sorry batdude but how is a boomtub gonna help batman in this its a teloporter and trust me if am dont wann go any were then batman aint gonna make him go

Aquaman wins.

With 30 minutes prep and being that close to the water, Aquaman could summon some prehistoric amphybian beasties and curbstomp the hell out of Bats.

Not that he'd need to. Just saying.

Aquaman uses telepathy and gives Bruce a seizure.

Originally posted by Sea King
sorry batdude but how is a boomtub gonna help batman in this its a teloporter and trust me if am dont wann go any were then batman aint gonna make him go
batman beats him, or bats calls over aquman 😉

30 Min Prep = Hydrophobia Gas

Aquaman loses.

Yeah I'm sure Batman ha's a fishybitch takedown tactic for ages, so he could definitely pull it off.

I'm surprised someone hasn't posted those scans of Batman beating up Aquaman. Still, I really don't think that Aquaman should lose this, considering how many choices he has in this fight.

Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
I'm surprised someone hasn't posted those scans of Batman beating up Aquaman. Still, I really don't think that Aquaman should lose this, considering how many choices he has in this fight.
Because that was re-telling of a pre-crisis story IIRC. That's the level Aquaman was at when he was out of water back then. If Batman tried the same thing against Pre-OYL Aquaman he'd get bitchslapped all over the place.

As for Bats hydrophobia gas... I don't see Aquaman falling for that again.

AM wins and then a small child reminds him that he STILL sux

Originally posted by Sea King
sorry batdude but how is a boomtub gonna help batman in this its a teloporter and trust me if am dont wann go any were then batman aint gonna make him go

batman sends him to the phantom zone how hard is that to follow?

Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
I'm surprised someone hasn't posted those scans of Batman beating up Aquaman. Still, I really don't think that Aquaman should lose this, considering how many choices he has in this fight.

you're lucky i had to clear a grip of files off my comp last night lol.