The KMC Opium Den.

Started by Pink Maynard3 pages

Originally posted by Slay
*quickdraws revolver*

*headshoot's Maynard*

I'm Asian.*****. 🪩

*grows new head*

and i'm Minnesotian, so we grow back out appendeges

*punts*

*takes maynard's mist burger and begins eating it*

mmmm......mist burger

Originally posted by Slay
*quickdraws revolver*

*headshoot's Maynard*

I'm Asian.*****. 🪩

O RLY?

Originally posted by lord xyz
O RLY?

Your avatar strongly makes me suggest you are female. 🪩

check my gender

Originally posted by lord xyz
because I stole it from a girl!

you steal stuff from girls thats just plain old rude!!!
*pulls out a $20 bill from girlfriend's purse*

*ol tells Spade's girlfriend*

I saw him take 20 $!!!!

Originally posted by lord xyz
check my gender

I know you're a boy,sucka. 🪩

*steals dollar bill*

*gets more mystery drug that's impersinating a opium*

hocky, hnau thad hI cahrn feel pen, hI hmighte stand a hchanst.

Originally posted by Slay
I know you're a boy,sucka. 🪩
it's my new job as a female impersinator/ninja/comedian/n00b impersinator! The only days I have free are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Starday.

Originally posted by lord xyz
*steals dollar bill*

*gets more mystery drug that's impersinating a opium*

hocky, hnau thad hI cahrn feel pen, hI hmighte stand a hchanst.


There is no mystery drug,you idiot!It's chicken.
Just goes to show,you can make people believe everything. 🪩

Originally posted by Slay
There is no mystery drug,you idiot!It's chicken.
Just goes to show,you can make people believe everything. 🪩
I'm high off chicken? Then what's that green stuff?

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm high off chicken? Then what's that green stuff?

'Herbs'. lookaround

Originally posted by Slay
'Herbs'. lookaround
ah, that makes sense. But who's that person who was selling them to me?

Originally posted by lord xyz
ah, that makes sense. But who's that person who was selling them to me?

Oh,his name is Foe Tsjie. ermm

actually it's spelt 'Foë Tsjīe' but yeah, I know someone with the same name. Wait, is it 'him'?

Originally posted by lord xyz
actually it's spelt 'Foë Tsjīe' but yeah, I know someone with the same name. Wait, is it 'him'?

If you mean by 'him',the guy who did 5 wasted Victoria's Secret models.Yes.

omfg this would be great for my new future career as a journalist!

Originally posted by lord xyz
omfg this would be great for my new future career as a journalist!

😬

I'd like the opiats known as Morfine, Heroine and Cocaine please.