I Am Captain Jack Sparrow

Obviously im just joking, but there is a great picture of me in my lovly costume on here hopefully.

haha? u look weird

and lets hope that aint a girlfriend

that's.....nice bored

err yeah ok freaks, then why did I get in the news 3 times, win every comp they had for look-a-likeness and own the whole parade, agaisnt you noobish freaks that think you know pirates of the caribbean....
SURE YOU DO noobs

what r u talking about. you dont look anything like the real people especially the two on the ends.

People really need to leave cosplaying up to the Japanese. They are the only ones with the dedication to get it right.

Had you not said it was a Pirates cosplay, I would have thought you guys were from some Role Playing Online game.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 ✅

if it wasnt for the backgrounds I would've thought you were from harry potter

Is that a man on the right! O and if you look very very closely I am in the background. Keep looking no joke.

I am standing by the far left tree.

....

Okays all my KMC peeps...lets try...KEYWORD: "try"...to be nice pirates 😄

Taben....um loosen up, blend in. You can't expect everyone to agree with you when you think your Jack Sparrow...okay?

Yeah shut it faggots, ive already got into the news 3 times in one day, and won seven fancy dress comps, and basically my entire costume is cast of the one in the film, so you guys got f**ked. lol noobs

oh and btw, ive never seen worse than the japs, wtf they cant do sh-it

Go out and get some sunlight you sluts

*sigh* ah well...what can you do?

ok i was going to be nice but you (Taben) aren't even trying🤨 so i guess i won't try either....
it sounds to me like somebody is full of themselves
and if you're in a "fancy dress" competition, it sounds like you're the ******...
sorry captain's wench, i was going to be nicer but he crossed the line 🤨

eh its okay...scallywags are cowards. haha I dont think he wont come back here for a while. but his costume wasn't magnificent.

Looked like he bought it at a halloween store...not THAT impressing.

Amazing...if people don't want an honest opinion why do they post their pics on the internet?

haha its called ignorance but eh what can you do?