Brainf*cker Thread (Hosted by Xav)

Started by TOH4 pages
TOH Dude, where is my car?

Originally posted by Xavius
Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"

Originally posted by K.Diddy
A pussy?
GCG Red Bull

A cog.

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

Originally posted by Xavius
Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"

Zipper.

"The Pen Is Is Blue."

What is the mistake there?

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

"Is Is"

Xavius Restricted

The Penis is blue.

And, you haven't figured out the teeth one yet, guys.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

And a Zipper does ****ing Bite.

Ever get your nads caught in a zipper?

Then tell me those things don't bite.

LanceWindu Senior Member

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Zipper.

"The Pen Is Is Blue."

What is the mistake there?

A zipper bites if you're drunk and didn't put your junk away first.

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

Originally posted by Xavius
The Penis is blue.

And, you haven't figured out the teeth one yet, guys.

What the HELL IS WRONG WITH ZIPPER!?! 😠

EDIT: Lance, that's more like a nibble.

EDIT Number 2: Nibble sounds like nipple, LOL.

EDIT Number 3: The only reason I said it doesn't bite is so I could say 'nibble', which sounds like nipple.

EDIT Number 4: The post below is stupid. 😛

EDIT Number 6: I can't count, LOL.

Xavius Restricted

Zippers bite and it's not the answer.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Valharu
Your sister can. 😈

😆 😆 😆

GCG Red Bull

Originally posted by Xavius
The Penis is blue.

And, you haven't figured out the teeth one yet, guys.

A cog ; A COG !

It has teeth and does not bite

Xavius Restricted

F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

TOH Dude, where is my car?

toothbrush

Xavius Restricted

I can throw a Toothbrush . . .

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

Air.

TOH Dude, where is my car?

Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
A Penis?
GCG Red Bull
Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Yeah ; You must have a tiny penis to f*ck the teeth of a comb !

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Zipper.

"The Pen Is Is Blue."

What is the mistake there?

Your wrong. It's a comb. Zipper? pfft. C*nts bite all the time.

TOH Dude, where is my car?

Originally posted by Xavius
I can throw a Toothbrush . . .

That was the answer for the other question Sherlock... 🙄

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

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