The Sit Back Saturday Chat

Started by Ushgarak5 pages

Sigh... nothing for it, then. I'll have to turn evil and launch a campaign to destroy the world. You are all welcome to partake in my vast supervillain's harem first.

You are not Dr. Evil.

How come he gets all the fun?

That's just the way it goes.

Well, I'm pretty darn sick of THAT...

Time to hatch a new plan.

Good luck, and be careful.

Ush... are you poundering what I'm poundering?

You just way what you want to say, yerss... I'm not sure what you are getting at!

well, pretty easy...

if we take that giant orange bolb there and put it next to the yellow curved sword-look a like and THAN take five of those round green/red thingies and you put them in a basket...

you get an explosive device which is LETHAL to almost everyone...except the inventor and his trusty sidekicks of course.

They call this device... a fruitbasket... with that, I plan to take over the world!

I dont see where the harem comes in.

ah, little does the earthling knows I will make hundreds of these...fruitbaskets and send them to EVERY house there is, from America to Australia! Not just one, but every day of the week... for 7 years... that way the little children will revolt against their parents,... ofcourse they'll need a strong leader, one of their size, I might add, and that person is me!

You see, Ush-ie, my plan can not fail

Sounds very boring. You have no imagination for world domination. You don;t even have an undersea volcano. With the harem!

Excuse me for interrumpting doctor evil, but my associate *points to Pinkie who's fitting an entire banana in his mouth* and I don't share your ideas.
World domination shouldn't be about being interesting and about volcanos and things like that...

Besides... I've beaten you! I controlled the world once!

I'm with ush here, get a harem and I'll support you

The advantage about not having the balls for a job, is that you don't have to think about them all the time...

Ah, you are yesterday's man, yerss. No-one cares.

Anyone with me gets a free holiday in the lovely beaches around the volcano rim and free Harem access!

to hell with my plan! I support Ush from now on! 😄

ush is obviously the man to support here.
in one amazing move you got all the support for world domination back.

All you have to do is support my world domination bid and at no point accidentally let the plan slip to the good guys. Even if they appear to have been captured with no hope of escape.

*takes notes*
got it!

heck! I can't resist it!
Boys in puberty huh? Yeah! that last part really changed things... I mean... FREE volcano sightseeing! WOW! When do we go?