What would you tell your bf/gf if you found out they were cheating on you?

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=Mysta=-kILL Chillin'

Originally posted by BakaXero
Actions speak louder then words.

cheat on them in return and make it obvious.
but before that make sure you got pics of them cheating.
then when thego off at you for cheating throw the pictures in their face. BAM!!!


Now that is sweet revenge! 馃槇

Penelope Senior Member
Originally posted by bigbran
ide feed her to her boyfriend in the form of food.

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-Tired Hiker- El Bastardo

I would tell her that I'm going to be out of town for a while, then I'd stalk her and follow her and her lover to the restaurant where they meet, then I'd slip the waiter a few bucks, wear his uniform, serve their food then pull my pants down and blast ass all over them, their food, their fine wine, and even the people sitting next to them just for being there. Then I go home and make a voodoo doll out of her loose hairs stuck in the drain, and I'd burn the doll on her front porch while chanting some mumbo jumbo that I learned from the movie, The Excorcist. 馃檪

Technicolor Make me want it.

Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
Hmmm, thats something to think about lol 馃槢 What if the revenge backfired, would it still be sweet? See, you cant have you cheating lover and eat him/her too.
mm...bittersweet. 馃檪 Like poptarts...yum 馃槉 but they would be toasted poptarts, because when it backfires it would burn 馃槙

=Mysta=-kILL Chillin'
Originally posted by Technicolor
mm...bittersweet. 馃檪 Like poptarts...yum 馃槉 but they would be toasted poptarts, because when it backfires it would burn 馃槙

I hate burnt poptarts 馃槙

Technicolor Make me want it.

Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
I hate burnt poptarts 馃槙
I dont like toasting them period. When ever i take a bite my tongue gets burned.

bogen Senior Member

find out why i was inadiquate and with that info cut and run.

Eternalist 04 Forever Halo

uh i wouldnt care lol me and my gf are swingers

Council#13 The Omega Male

Re: What would you tell your bf/gf if you found out they were cheating on you?

Originally posted by Shitayli
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Originally posted by NoRemorse
I do actually have a huge knife nearby 馃槃

I know what NoRemorse would do.... 馃槙

NoRemorse <kill>You.</kill>

Heheeh
Well you know 馃槈
Actually i'd be like "Yo you skanky biach! Whachoo messin fo!?'"

But less gangsta of course ^^

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Never talk to them again.

ladygrim The Grim piratess

Ditch them and tell them i hope they catch a deadly diesase and that they pull funny faces when having sex ....

eggmayo Senior Member

Originally posted by NoRemorse
Heheeh
Well you know 馃槈
Actually i'd be like "Yo you skanky biach! Whachoo messin fo!?'"

But less gangsta of course ^^


Why less gangsta? 馃槵

Pink Maynard Cummin Soon

"What can i say, i'm hot"

Shiloh Hunters Junior Member

Re: What would you tell your bf/gf if you found out they were cheating on you?

Originally posted by Shitayli
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I wouldn't say anything. I'd kick his ass and then kick him out.

fini Hurricane stalker

hmmm my bf and I have had this discussion already and he knows that once i find out that he has strayed, its OVER.

Bloigen Restricted

Just leave them.

A.J Restricted

in the middle of banging them go..

''so am i as good as [name] ?

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by A.J
in the middle of banging them go..

''so am i as good as [name] ?

reply : ..''nope i still have to fake it'' 馃檪

Decapitation/Castration had always worked for me ...evillaugh....

Bun Bun **KMC OG**
Originally posted by SpadeKing
especially if it was with someone of the same sex they cheated on you with ex. my gf cheated on me wit another girl for cheating once and talking to a girl once which was like a year since I cheated

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You would call that cheating?

hmmm

Well I've had a bf and gf at the same time.. soo... :blionk: