Can the religous even call themselves "christian" anymore?

Started by Ronny5 pages

😛 I know it sounds crazy, but it makes sence to me.

I just get akward looks when i talk to my family about it. They are all "catholic"

Originally posted by Ronny
[b]Alright just to start off, yes I know there is a religion forum, and yes I ment to post this in the off topic form because it is going to be very off topic.

Alright so I was thinking that all these people that go to chruch every sunday and read their bible and shit dont have the right to call theirselves christian or catholic or jewish or any of that because in the beggining of the faith the "rules" and rubbish are all strict and cant fit into modern society. So now they made the rules more like guidelines.

It kind of pisses me off, I'm not very religous at all so I dont really have a place in this discussion according to most but if people are going to walk around calling themselves good catholics and then ****ing hookers and cursing at their kids it really takes away from the religon... It seems to me that they only become christian of cathoic or whatnot when they are in the company of their fellows or at church.

I think we should get rid of the word Religon and make it Theory. it not that hard... I dont call myself a scientologist because I dont bend to every curve of the practice but I believe in the theory. Why cant Christians say "I dont stab out my eye when I see nekkid chicks that arent my wife, and I have sex for pleasure, but I believe in the theory of God and Jesus"

It just seems more convincing to me... [/B]

OMG yes ronny i totally agree with you! I am not religious at all i call myself spirtual. But throry is a good way to say it to.

My last church said i was goin to hell because i liked/listened to rap music. and i was goin' to hell because i am sexual with other girls crazy

I hated it so much!

Originally posted by Ronny
😛 I know it sounds crazy, but it makes sence to me.

I just get akward looks when i talk to my family about it. They are all "catholic"

Oh well, catholicism sounds just about as crazy to me as well.....

Also, for some reason your sig makes me think of nasty, nasty things.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
OMG yes ronny i totally agree with you! I am not religious at all i call myself spirtual. But throry is a good way to say it to.

My last church said i was goin to hell because i liked/listened to rap music. and i was goin' to hell because i am sexual with other girls crazy

I hated it so much!

Hmm as for what your church said, first what rap and second may I watch?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
OMG yes ronny i totally agree with you! I am not religious at all i call myself spirtual. But throry is a good way to say it to.

My last church said i was goin to hell because i liked/listened to rap music. and i was goin' to hell because i am sexual with other girls crazy

I hated it so much!

Thank you! Yea, my dad wanted me to get into church cause he thought it would make me a better person.

I'm sorry, but spending my life kissing a non existant supremes holy floating ass is not my idea of a good life. I love my life very very much and i dont need people telling me I'm going to go to "hell". Thanks I've been to utah already.

😑 since when was rap a sin? God if those preists knew what i did behind closed doors they'd make up a worst afterlife.

but i do it with a guy so.. jee

Originally posted by Ronny
i dont need people telling me I'm going to go to "hell". Thanks I've been to utah already.


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Originally posted by Ronny
😑 since when was rap a sin? God if those preists knew what i did behind closed doors they'd make up a worst afterlife.

but i do it with a guy so.. jee


Go on....

Naw, the doors are closed

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
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Originally posted by Ronny
Naw, the doors are closed

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Damn....I missed such a great opportunity shit, I think I'm seriously going to cry.

Wait, Ronny partially believes in scientology and creationism?

One sec *Grabs any previous debate-orientated respect he had for Ronny* Be right back.

*Opens toilet*

You know the rest.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait, Ronny partially believes in scientology and creationism?

One sec *Grabs any previous debate-orientated respect he had for Ronny* Be right back.

*Opens toilet*

You know the rest.

-AC

Oh yeah, oh yeah and here the oppurtunity returns: Hmmm..hmm

Hey AC, I think we should call her "L. Ronny" from now on.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm killing myself.

That was actually funny, nice one. L. Ronny. Or Old Mother Hubbard, like the nursery rhyme.

I mean no offense, but anyone who speaks even remotely positively about that man has zero sense and no credibility. Feel free to believe what you want, but I have every right to laugh.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That was actually funny, nice one. L. Ronny. Or Old Mother Hubbard, like the nursery rhyme.

I mean no offense, but anyone who speaks even remotely positively about that man has zero sense and no credibility. Feel free to believe what you want, but I have every right to laugh.

-AC

Oh well, i don't know about speaking positive about him, he supposedly had some SF Authoring skills...but this belief system..that's one ****ed up shit.

Then again I might just be a brainwashed disciple of South Park....

Nah, it's just bs.

I mean, the idea that an alien came and dropped us off is a fun thing to play around with, but as a serious belief, I laugh at it.

At least make it realistic. Like, I don't know, saying the aliens mixed alien DNA with simian DNA and that's why there's a "missing" link. This whole "They dropped us off" is bs.

-AC

Re: Can the religous even call themselves "christian" anymore?

Originally posted by Ronny
[b]Alright just to start off, yes I know there is a religion forum, and yes I ment to post this in the off topic form because it is going to be very off topic.

Alright so I was thinking that all these people that go to chruch every sunday and read their bible and shit dont have the right to call theirselves christian or catholic or jewish or any of that because in the beggining of the faith the "rules" and rubbish are all strict and cant fit into modern society. So now they made the rules more like guidelines.

It kind of pisses me off, I'm not very religous at all so I dont really have a place in this discussion according to most but if people are going to walk around calling themselves good catholics and then ****ing hookers and cursing at their kids it really takes away from the religon... It seems to me that they only become christian of cathoic or whatnot when they are in the company of their fellows or at church.

I think we should get rid of the word Religon and make it Theory. it not that hard... I dont call myself a scientologist because I dont bend to every curve of the practice but I believe in the theory. Why cant Christians say "I dont stab out my eye when I see nekkid chicks that arent my wife, and I have sex for pleasure, but I believe in the theory of God and Jesus"

It just seems more convincing to me... [/B]

All religous are christian? I could've sworn there were "others". Ooooh, scary!! However, what your talking about has nothing to do with anything, it's just standards and practices. Customs have changed, at a faster speed then human morality and society, but crying about it won't do any good. Look at me, I'm satanic!!

Re: Can the religous even call themselves "christian" anymore?

Originally posted by Ronny
[b]Alright just to start off, yes I know there is a religion forum, and yes I ment to post this in the off topic form because it is going to be very off topic.

Alright so I was thinking that all these people that go to chruch every sunday and read their bible and shit dont have the right to call theirselves christian or catholic or jewish or any of that because in the beggining of the faith the "rules" and rubbish are all strict and cant fit into modern society. So now they made the rules more like guidelines.

It kind of pisses me off, I'm not very religous at all so I dont really have a place in this discussion according to most but if people are going to walk around calling themselves good catholics and then ****ing hookers and cursing at their kids it really takes away from the religon... It seems to me that they only become christian of cathoic or whatnot when they are in the company of their fellows or at church.

I think we should get rid of the word Religon and make it Theory. it not that hard... I dont call myself a scientologist because I dont bend to every curve of the practice but I believe in the theory. Why cant Christians say "I dont stab out my eye when I see nekkid chicks that arent my wife, and I have sex for pleasure, but I believe in the theory of God and Jesus"

It just seems more convincing to me... [/B]

Ok your right and wrong at the same time.

Religious people who follow their religion and faith flawlessly are the ones that have faith and belive in god by doing the right thing which obbviously the thing that will bring us all together in peace. People who sin are the causes of the spread of satan.

Imagine a world without religion.....Very hard to imagine how terrible the confusion of all of us would have if we didnt know how it would be if we die, where we would go after life, and so forth. I was raised to be catholic and to this day, I still belive in my religion with out shame. KMC is the only place that I know theres agnotistics and other non beliving people. I dont know any in real life so its hard talkin to them anyways.

Ronny, May god bless you and I hope that one day you will see the light and live the rest of you afterl ife peacefully. I belive in God, Jesus and the SAINTS. I dont care what you say wheather its a bad comment or not I just hope the best for all of us.

Usually his rules are the right ones. I told a priest that i listened to rap and reggaeton. Two very offensive genres and he told me its ok as long as I dont follow or commit any of the evil sins. ITs the understanding of rhythm which is something many have on earth. Anyways, Read the commandments and think Are these good things we should follow or are these bad to follow? Its an obvious answer you know iight

Look at us, voicing our opinions on religion on the interweb. Funny, pathetic, ignorant, smart, naive, repulsive, the list keeps going. I wonder if God himself is a member of KMC, and for that matter, someone PM the link to this thread, he'll get a kick out of it.

Originally posted by Scythe
Look at us, voicing our opinions on religion on the interweb. Funny, pathetic, ignorant, smart, naive, repulsive, the list keeps going. I wonder if God himself is a member of KMC, and for that matter, someone PM the link to this thread, he'll get a kick out of it.
If he/she/it exists...which he/she/it most probably doesn't.

old people foolow it ermm unless behind our backs they become strippers/hookers/pimps 😐

Re: Re: Can the religous even call themselves "christian" anymore?

Originally posted by JacopeX

Usually his rules are the right ones. I told a priest that i listened to rap and reggaeton. Two very offensive genres and he told me its ok as long as I dont follow or commit any of the evil sins. ITs the understanding of rhythm which is something many have on earth. Anyways, Read the commandments and think Are these good things we should follow or are these bad to follow? Its an obvious answer you know iight

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.

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Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.

Two is all you need;

George Carlin on the Ten Commandments