This just ran into my closet

Started by The Pict4 pages

(3) "The cockroach is a poikilotherm or cold blooded animal. They need much less food and a one day meal would be enough to last them a whole month as long as they were not extremely active. Without a head the cockroach would just sit around without doing anything much."

Originally posted by The Pict
(3) "The cockroach is a poikilotherm or cold blooded animal. They need much less food and a one day meal would be enough to last them a whole month as long as they were not extremely active. Without a head the cockroach would just sit around without doing anything much."

Well, considering it would be unable to eat, that's feasible. They would probably do something more if they did much besides eat.

They do do something besies eat, they terrorize entire families and eat children.

Eating children is eating. 😬
And they terrorize entire families while eating their children.

Originally posted by The Pict
(3) "The cockroach is a poikilotherm or cold blooded animal. They need much less food and a one day meal would be enough to last them a whole month as long as they were not extremely active. Without a head the cockroach would just sit around without doing anything much."

That's hardly staying in one spot, not doing anything.

Doing nothing and not doing much are two different things.

-AC

Re: This just ran into my closet

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak

Oh yea, and it's my first off topic thread. Woot! Two years with just one, I dont know how I pulled it off.

ummm.. welcome!... and did you squish it!

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak

Oh yea, and it's my first off topic thread. Woot! Two years with just one, I dont know how I pulled it off.


I'd scream, grab a canister of Axe deoderant and a lighter.

Just don't get the lighter too close to the can, and make sure the flame doesn't run up the spray. That aside, go ahead.

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Yea, Ive seen the uber huge ones Dawson, when Im in Puerto Rico. They get big enough to devour small children
Are you F*cking serious? shock

Of course he's not. But they do come much larger than what most of us see in our homes. I had a teacher once who told use stories about the roaches in Lousiana. -shudder- Very large with fully developed wings.

A cockroach crawled under my computer chair once while I was at the computer. I had my feet up, I saw this little figure shift across the carpet, looked down, and screamed "HOLY F*CK!".

I picked him up with a little container, studied him skuttling around, and threw him out the front door. 😬

Originally posted by Dawson
Eating children is eating. 😬
And they terrorize entire families while eating their children.

I was hoping you wouldn't point that out.

Do roaches crap? Child-sized mounds of roach poo would count as something other than eating. I think it'd be littering. Polluting? Something or other.

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I was hoping you wouldn't point that out.

Do roaches crap? Child-sized mounds of roach poo would count as something other than eating. I think it'd be littering. Polluting? Something or other.

Of course they crap. They eat, they crap. Simple logic.

My mum stays in NY and only buys cereal for me visiting.....needless to say the pack is usually jumpin with roaches........eeeeeeeewwwwwwww, i cant deal with anything like that spiders flies bees wasps KILL THEM ALL!

I like spiders. I like honey, and, thus bees. As long as they leave me alone, I like wasps too. It's just cockroaches that bug me.

Originally posted by Dawson
Of course they crap. They eat, they crap. Simple logic.

yea, but insects dont produce the waste that we do. some reuse their crap(some mammals do as well which is just disgusting). thats what i was wondering

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
yea, but insects dont produce the waste that we do. some reuse their crap(some mammals do as well which is just disgusting). thats what i was wondering

They just run it through their systems again to pull out any nutrients they missed the first time around. Very efficient. Eventually, what can't be used will come out the other end.

Right, so back to those human child sized piles of dung...

Originally posted by wee-ang
My mum stays in NY and only buys cereal for me visiting.....needless to say the pack is usually jumpin with roaches........eeeeeeeewwwwwwww, i cant deal with anything like that spiders flies bees wasps KILL THEM ALL!
yeah but we both know how cheap your mum is 😉

omg aj ...........you know her so well.