How many ways can creative people prepare Bardock for dinner

Started by Nazgulinthedark5 pages
Nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

🤨 what?

Yumcarrots Witch of the West
Originally posted by debbiejo
Well with a little grinding, we could make some sausage for our boat.... 📖

You dared me, so i did it 🙁

& i thought it was your boat?

debbiejo Dreamer

Well grinding them into links can do a multipurpose thing........... 😉

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
🤨 what?

Apparently debbie herself doesn't even know.

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Apparently debbie herself doesn't even know.
Apparently you don't read all the threads............... 🙄

Nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

Well, no. I was just reading this one.

debbiejo Dreamer

Bardock with bacon would be good since it's all pork..............

Yumcarrots Witch of the West

i thought he tasted like chicken 😕
Not that I'd personally know..........

oh loardy, shut up yum carrots before you dig a deeper hole

debbiejo Dreamer

Nah nah..........It's pork............But with some topping we could make some sort of Pagan cake...........I'm sure he'd enjoy being eaten by so many on the boat..............oh, wait........he'd be dead.

It would be like necrophilia digesta.

Yumcarrots Witch of the West

Originally posted by debbiejo
Nah nah..........It's pork............But with some topping we could make some sort of Pagan cake...........I'm sure he'd enjoy being eaten by so many on the boat..............oh, wait........he'd be dead.

It would be like necrophilia digesta.

😂

😑
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~Da Moose~ Gone

Re: How many ways can creative people prepare Bardock for dinner

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
debbiejo dared me to do it 🙁

It's for her boat

boat

Bardock meat is tough. It's like really old leather, and I hear it tastes like mustard seeds...and diapers.

If I were to prepare Bardock for dinner, I think I'd just use a lot of ketchup.

Yumcarrots Witch of the West

Da Moose!!!! 😱

I remember you!!

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Da Moose!!!! 😱

I remember you!!

😂 Good! I remember you TOO!! 😱

Lets make a thread about it! 🥷

Yumcarrots Witch of the West

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Good! I remember you TOO!! 😱

Lets make a thread about it! 🥷

😂

hmm
should have re-phrased that to I haven't seen you on here for ages

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
😂

hmm
should have re-phrased that to I haven't seen you on here for ages

🙂 I think I kinda knew what you meant, but yeah, I haven't seen you here in a long time either. I'm sorta here/not here...yanno?

Yumcarrots Witch of the West
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
🙂 I think I kinda knew what you meant, but yeah, I haven't seen you here in a long time either. I'm sorta here/not here...yanno?

yeah. But haha I recognise you!

Eternalist 04 Forever Halo

i wouldnt even like to know what bardock is -.-

Pink Maynard Cummin Soon

First i'd have to lure him in with music by "The Smiths", then i'd do the old witch style of brewing him. having him in a big black kettle with boiling water, and throwing in random items, such as carrots, and various spices. ermm droolio

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
yeah. But haha I recognise you!

I am glad you do. My day is now complete. 😉

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
First i'd have to lure him in with music by "The Smiths", then i'd do the old witch style of brewing him. having him in a big black kettle with boiling water, and throwing in random items, such as carrots, and various spices. ermm droolio

I like the first part.

Originally posted by Eternalist 04
i wouldnt even like to know what bardock is -.-

Suicide is a very reasonable option you should consider.