Obi wan versus batman

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Originally posted by grey fox
Young Moron get's his ass handed to him on a plate, he nearly died against...DARTH MAUL !!!!

A poor man's Vader......

Old Obi-wan states that it's fruitless trying to kill him as it shall only make him stronger. Batman breaks the bastards neck and walks away laughing.

Sure it makes Obi stronger , but coincidently enough, It also makes him dead.

Am I the only one that actually thought Darth Maul was powerful? And I'm saying this as an avid and experienced Star Wars fan. I don't see why defeating DM isn't good evidence of skill, technique, and power on Obi-Wan's part.

With that said, any version of Obi-Wan (besides the dead one, of course) would curbstomp Batman. Yea, yea. It's Batman. But he still goes down hard again Obi-Wan.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Am I the only one that actually thought Darth Maul was powerful? And I'm saying this as an avid and experienced Star Wars fan. I don't see why defeating DM isn't good evidence of skill, technique, and power on Obi-Wan's part.

With that said, any version of Obi-Wan (besides the dead one, of course) would curbstomp Batman. Yea, yea. It's Batman. But he still goes down hard again Obi-Wan.

Darthmaul couldn't beat Qui-gon in a fair match , so he got him through a sucker punch (or stab) . He then took the easy route to beat Obi-wan and then ,lorded over his (meager) victory.

He then get curb-stomped due to his own ego.

Obi-Wan: Who r u, Mosquito-man?
Batman: Its Batman, u brainless imbecile
Obi-wan: Ahh, i see
Batman: Im sure u can
Obi-wan: stop botherin me, i have work to do
Batman: U think i'd be here if didn have work to do
Obi-wan: What do u want?
Batman: i want to taste ur blood(Dracula style)
Obi Wan- CRAP, a vampire, What do i do, what do i do?
Batman: what's a vampire?
Obi: U r
Batman: Really, i didn know. What do i look like?
Obi: i don know, ur mamma?
Batman: I will kill thee for abusing my mamma
Obi: Me abuse ur mamma. U haven't seen anyhtin yet. Ur mamma's so short, she can run laps on the toilet seat.
Batman: I will rip ur heart out.
Obi: Not my heart, mommy. Hey, maybe i shud use my lightsaber. YEAH, ill use my lightsaber.
Batman: (laughs like Dracula)
Obi: Hayaaah
Batman knocks his lightsaber away
Obi: oh-oh. What shud i do?
Bat: Oooh what does this button do(accidently opens lightsaber which is pointing at his private parts) OWWW
Obi: MOMMY, help me. Hey the fool hurt himself.
Obi: So the day is saved thanks to me and only me.

batman owns.........

Originally posted by grey fox
Darthmaul couldn't beat Qui-gon in a fair match , so he got him through a sucker punch (or stab) . He then took the easy route to beat Obi-wan and then ,lorded over his (meager) victory.

He then get curb-stomped due to his own ego.

How do you figure it was a sucker-stab? He used his skill and technique to make Qui-gon block high while DM went low. I don't see how that's cheating at all. If anything, DM was just slightly better than Qui-gon.

And then Obi-Wan turned out to be better than both with his natural ability and passion for the side of good prevailing.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Obi-Wan: Who r u, Mosquito-man?
Batman: Its Batman, u brainless imbecile
Obi-wan: Ahh, i see
Batman: Im sure u can
Obi-wan: stop botherin me, i have work to do
Batman: U think i'd be here if didn have work to do
Obi-wan: What do u want?
Batman: i want to taste ur blood(Dracula style)
Obi Wan- CRAP, a vampire, What do i do, what do i do?
Batman: what's a vampire?
Obi: U r
Batman: Really, i didn know. What do i look like?
Obi: i don know, ur mamma?
Batman: I will kill thee for abusing my mamma
Obi: Me abuse ur mamma. U haven't seen anyhtin yet. Ur mamma's so short, she can run laps on the toilet seat.
Batman: I will rip ur heart out.
Obi: Not my heart, mommy. Hey, maybe i shud use my lightsaber. YEAH, ill use my lightsaber.
Batman: (laughs like Dracula)
Obi: Hayaaah
Batman knocks his lightsaber away
Obi: oh-oh. What shud i do?
Bat: Oooh what does this button do(accidently opens lightsaber which is pointing at his private parts) OWWW
Obi: MOMMY, help me. Hey the fool hurt himself.
Obi: So the day is saved thanks to me and only me.

That...that really wasn't entertaining in the least. It was a very, VERY, sad attempt at humor.

Anyways, on the topic of the thread, Obi Wan will obviously dominate batman.

And, for the record, Anakin > Obi Wan > Darth Maul > Qui-Gon > Luke > Darth Vader.

Sucks, huh? But as far as the movies go, that is more or less the order. :-/. Of course the "NJO" Luke is probably on par with Anakin's potential, but how would we ever know for sure?

Originally posted by Soljer
That...that really wasn't entertaining in the least. It was a very, VERY, sad attempt at humor.

Anyways, on the topic of the thread, Obi Wan will obviously dominate batman.

And, for the record, Anakin > Obi Wan > Darth Maul > Qui-Gon > Luke > Darth Vader.

Sucks, huh? But as far as the movies go, that is more or less the order. :-/. Of course the "NJO" Luke is probably on par with Anakin's potential, but how would we ever know for sure?

Ya ur prob right altho i don't watch star wars.

No version of Obi-Wan loses to Batman. Not even his spirit force mode since it wouldn't even be a fight. Young moron Obi-Wan was just enraged by Darth Maul since he just killed his Jedi master. The force alone will put Obi above anything Batman can do. The lightsaber will be overkill. Besides Obi was outmatched by Maul because of the fact Maul was already a Sith Lord, granted an apprentice but a Sith Lord no less who was trained for years to fight against Jedi--unlike the Jedi of the time who were trained to deflect blaster fire. Then if you put Jedi Knight Obi vs Bats then Bats should not show up, and General well...you get the idea.

Besides someone mentioned Bat having more experience than Obi-Wan...I find that hard to believe. You know...being a Jedi Master in the High Council....a General...the one to survive the Jedi onslaught...the chosen one's trainer...the hermit...Luke's mentor etc. etc. etc.

For the record Luke Skywalker > every single Jedi/Sith before him.

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
For the record Luke Skywalker > every single Jedi/Sith before him.

Definitely can't agree with that one. At least not on a general basis.

Oh so Darth Maul couldn't beat Qui-Gon in a fair match? Oh God! Dude seriously he was fighting against 2 Jedi at the same time. Now that's unfair. Besides Darth Maul is a Sith and he has been trained to kill Jedi. He will do whatever it takes to kill his hated adversaries. So yeah the cheap shot was annoying, but it had to be done. Think of it as being intelligent and cunning. He split the duo and took on the most dangerous, wise Master and exhausted him. Then he made sure Qui-Gon was out before Obi-Wan could re-join Jinn and fight against him.

Also being able to take down Maul is an incredible feat for young Obi. Take in mind that for a thousand years Sith and Jedi had not fought. The Sith continued their force/saber vs force/saber training while the Jedi adopted a more conventional style suited to blaster fire etc. Not to mention Obi-Wan also fought against the Dark Side and in the end managed to prove himself a Jedi Knight by taking down an opponent that had already killed his Jedi Master--a seasoned great swordsman--and has him without his lightsaber and unable to defend himself.

If you read the books you'll know what I'm talking about. And even then Luke went on to fight Darth Vader with little to no training and succeded were his father failed proving himself to a be a true Jedi and standing up against the Emperor unarmed.

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
For the record Luke Skywalker > every single Jedi/Sith before him.

Except Yoda 😐

Originally posted by Grimm22
Except Yoda 😐

The 'NJO' luke was FAR superior to yoda, if I recall correctly. But that is no matter, when I wrote my heirarchy, I Was referring to the movies. Thus, the Luke in my Hierarchy was Luke at the end of Return of the Jedi.

See , the fanboyosity is unbelievable. I state ONE thing against the precious force users and get dog-piled.

Jeez people.

umm, first of all, can these two really meet in battle 😕 I mean, there's like a million light years distance between these 2. Obi-wan's in a galaxy that's so far away that even If flash could run in space, he'd die b4 he reached there due to old age.
And what do Anakin and Luke Skywalker have to do with this thread apart form the fact that they r friggin good duelists like Obi-Wan🤨

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
umm, first of all, can these two really meet in battle 😕 I mean, there's like a million light years distance between these 2. Obi-wan's in a galaxy that's so far away that even If flash could run in space, he'd die b4 he reached there due to old age.
And what do Anakin and Luke Skywalker have to do with this thread apart form the fact that they r friggin good duelists like Obi-Wan🤨
First of all slick this is a opinon based debate forum about what will happen when two characters face off that will never face each other proably ever in comics members exchange theories, facts, feats etc, now that you understand what the versus forum is dont spam my threads with smartass remarks if you have nothing to add to this thread leave.

Originally posted by chris_64256
First of all slick this is a opinon based debate forum about what will happen when two characters face off that will never face each other proably ever in comics members exchange theories, facts, feats etc, now that you understand what the versus forum is dont spam my threads with smartass remarks if you have nothing to add to this thread leave.

Well i merely statin my opinion u no-good, stuck up prig.

give batman a lightsaber and 5 seconds of prep and you've got a fight 😄