Body switching

This actually happened to me and dad a while back. We were at a Chinese food restaurant having an argument (i don't even remember what it was about), and this shifty looking old chick gave us a fortune cookie... the next morning we woke up and our minds were swapped. We ended up switching back a few days later after learning some kinda life lesson or some shit like that, but those few days of trying to not have sex with my mom were rough.

True story. weird shit, huh?!

HOLLY SH1T DUDE! Someone should make a movie about that some day!

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Originally posted by ladytiger
Has anyone here ever wanted to switch bodies with someone else? If so, do you have any theories of how to do it?

Yes, I would reel in the ladies with the body of a more genetically endowed dude.

First, I'd need the DNA, then I'd need to regrow him to whatever age I wanna be again. Then, I digitally and telepatheically wire the clone's brain to a Matrix System, as well as my own, and inter his brain cybernetically, becoming him. I lose control of my own body and gain control of his. His brain and my brain will not know they are separate, his body is my avatar.

Originally posted by marwash22
This actually happened to me and dad a while back. We were at a Chinese food restaurant having an argument (i don't even remember what it was about), and this shifty looking old chick gave us a fortune cookie... the next morning we woke up and our minds were swapped. We ended up switching back a few days later after learning some kinda life lesson or some shit like that, but those few days of trying to not have sex with my mom were rough.

True story. weird shit, huh?!

Never pictured you as a tripper....an Oedipus one at that.

Originally posted by SamZED
HOLLY SH1T DUDE! Someone should make a movie about that some day!

Hollywood has made many. Many.

-Back to the Future.
-The Change-up.
-Freaky Friday.
-Like Father Like Son.

To name of few. But Back to the Future takes the cake. Marty questioned screwing his mom.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Never pictured you as a tripper....an Oedipus one at that.

Hollywood has made many. Many.

-Back to the Future.
-The Change-up.
-Freaky Friday.
-Like Father Like Son.

To name of few. But Back to the Future takes the cake. Marty questioned screwing his mom.

Don't forget Avatar.

Originally posted by Dolos
Don't forget Avatar.

Oedipus to a degree. Yes.

A man who took his species technology to enter a foreign culture. And found peace yet rebelled against his forefathers to embrace the new one.

He used his own culture to enter the new species to find enlightenment and ended up defying the prior and finding more than he would've received if he sided with his forefathers.

Nice choice.

Originally posted by the ninjak

To name of few. But Back to the Future takes the cake. Marty questioned screwing his mom.

in Marty's defense as soon as he discovered it was his mom not only was he completely disgusted by the thought of it but it was in fact his mother who wanted him.

Originally posted by Dolos
Don't forget Avatar.

As the last episode of the series, it was quite the showcase for Shatner.

Originally posted by Mindship
Nor the original series Star Trek episode, "Turnabout Intruder"...

As the last episode of the series, it was quite the showcase for Shatner.

Errday I'd awake and spend the first few minutes of my morning staring at breasts.

Originally posted by ladytiger
Has anyone here ever wanted to switch bodies with someone else? If so, do you have any theories of how to do it?

1. Brain Transplant without rejection into another person.

2. If Orch-OR is proven correct, remove someone's brain, replace it with a perfect clone of your own brain down to the quantum level, then either kill yourself or put yourself in a medicated coma.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
1. Brain Transplant without rejection into another person.

2. If Orch-OR is proven correct, remove someone's brain, replace it with a perfect clone of your own brain down to the quantum level, then either kill yourself or put yourself in a medicated coma.

The quantum level?

Beyond the cellular level your brain structure is just like anyone else's. The molecules are even the same. Every creature on earth shares a simple carbon based structure.

What if your brain doesn't fit the body you want? That's why I chose the avatar method, combining brain-swapping with the Matrix plug-in.

This way you don't have a dead body laying around.

Originally posted by Dolos
Beyond the cellular level your brain structure is just like anyone else's.

no...

there are ion-channel differences in all people, differences in transmitter production/receptors, etc. density of receptors on dendritic spines are developed via experience and would be unique for all individuals.

Originally posted by marwash22
This actually happened to me and dad a while back. We were at a Chinese food restaurant having an argument (i don't even remember what it was about), and this shifty looking old chick gave us a fortune cookie... the next morning we woke up and our minds were swapped. We ended up switching back a few days later after learning some kinda life lesson or some shit like that, but those few days of trying to not have sex with my mom were rough.

True story. weird shit, huh?!

So you're telling us you've touched your dad's peen.

Originally posted by Oliver North
no...

there are ion-channel differences in all people, differences in transmitter production/receptors, etc. density of receptors on dendritic spines are developed via experience and would be unique for all individuals.

Oh but you agree that beyond the molecular level all brains are the same.

**** you and your ****ing expertise in the matter. I hate it when I am out smarted.

You just made my shit list. 😠

The way he corrected me was so ignorant, his demeaning tone. I know you had it out for me. I will not forget this. I will correct every spelling error, every bit of false information, until you cry about how much more knowledge I hold than you.

Originally posted by Dolos
Oh but you agree that beyond the molecular level all brains are the same.

only in the way that on the molecular level all things are made of a limited number of chemical elements, sure

the molecular structure of neurons would not only differ person to person, but in fact, neuron to neuron within individuals

I understand you hold information sensitive to national and even global security.

I am interested in accessing the global defense network, specifically in activating all of America's nuclear arms upon their targets.

Could ya help a brotha out?

Originally posted by Oliver North

the molecular structure of neurons would not only differ person to person, but in fact, neuron to neuron within individuals

I heard it's still all pink on the inside.

Originally posted by Robtard
So you're telling us you've touched your dad's peen.