worst movie quotes

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Every Quote in Fantastic 4

"Lets not fight"
"No, LETS!!!"

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Sue lets not have lasagna tonight

No Lets!

*BAM* 😛

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf

"Ice to see you" Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin (WTF was that about????)

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Wow, thats so bad even though its so hilarious

Anything Arnold says in that movie is hilarious 😛

Ahem, allow me..

20. Caution. Bridge may ice over.
19. You're not sending me to the cooler.
18. Always winterize your pipes.
17. Not so fast. Time you cooled your heels.
16. Alright, everyone, chill!
15. Cops on the rocks, anyone?
14. Police are so hot tempered these days. Don't you agree, Mr. Bane?
13. There'll be no hot time in this old town tonight.
12. (aiming his pistol) Bat on ice, anyone?
11. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
10. What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age.
9. Hop away little bunny. Before I cool your jets. Permanently.
8. We aim to... (fires)... Freeze.
7. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast.
6. To be frozen. To never change. A life of perpetual ice-olation. There is little perfection in that.
5. I wonder how cold I can get my shower... Frosty!
4. You're skating on thin ice. My passion thaws for my bride alone.
3. Tonight's forecast... (smiles)... a freeze is coming!
2. Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well for it is the chilling sound of your doom.
1. Nothing frustrates a man like a frigid wife.

Dishonourable Mentions (Non-Freeze Related Puns):
0. No gun. How disarming.
-1. (pulls a remote) You'll get a charge out of this.
-2. I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer.

Originally posted by vvvrulz

7. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest.

Badass 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Myth
Anything Arnold says in Batman and Robin (ex: "Time to kick some ice"😉

I also remember thinking Chronicles of Riddick having really bad one liners.

Maybe they thought they could get some internet kids interested?

the flash rules =]

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
"NOOOOOOOOOO..." Darth Vader in ROTS.

"Ice to see you" Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin (WTF was that about????)

And just recently:

"Does he still stand for Truth, Justice, and that other stuff" Superman Returns (F uck you DC comics and WB for not having the balls to say "The American Way"😉

I agree. Especially when I hear James Earl Jones whining like a 4 year old school boy who just shit his pants on the playground. *sigh* Also, pretty much every line of script from Batman 3 and 4.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
"It's been a long time since I've smelled beautiful."

-Vin Diesel (Chronicles of Riddick)

In text, that sounds hilarious. 😆

Halle Berry's a.k.a. "Storm" quote in X-Men 1 to The Toad:

"Do you know what happens to a frog when exposed to electricity"

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

lol, or something like that. It was pure corn.

LOL yeah I remember cringing at that. Its tragic that things like that make it to the big screen.

how about the whole anakins monologue in the fireplace scene

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.

🙁 😑

and the whole hes holding me back thing, oh Hayden, better take a look at your scripts before you accept them 🤪

What about the imfamous sand line?
the whole "I don't like sand. But your not like sand." thing...
What the hell was Lucas thinking with some of this...

"She will have Long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breast, ass that won't quit and legs that go ALL the way up".Kevin Bacon-Tremors.

Originally posted by Grimm22
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Wow, thats so bad even though its so hilarious

Anything Arnold says in that movie is hilarious 😛

Time to kick some ice.

"Adios turd nuggets"

from Grandmas Boy when JP gives the finger and does his wierd robot thing....that guy is f***ing wierd lol

"do you know what killed the dinod saurs? the ice age!" ~mr. freeze

what the f--- was that about?

"do you know what happens to a toad when it gets yadda yaddda yadda..." ~storm

huh? is a what? what's gonna happen?

"i'm the king of the world!" jack in titanic

and that guy you're with, he's your queen?

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
"It's been a long time since I've smelled beautiful."

-Vin Diesel (Chronicles of Riddick)

anything Vin Diesel has ever said should be included

Originally posted by autumn dreams
I haven't seen Gigli yet, but doesn't Jennifer Lopez say 'Gobble gobble' in it? To me, for whatever reason she said that, it sounds utterly pathetic! 😆

Yet?
why would anyone even consider seeing that?

Originally posted by darthivader
for me it would definately be Ororo/Storm X-Men:"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!" 😑 😖

yeah thats pretty bad

Originally posted by Wolfie
Explain. I wouldn't consider that a movie quote since JFK actually said it.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Halle Berry's a.k.a. "Storm" quote in X-Men 1 to The Toad:

"Do you know what happens to a frog when exposed to electricity"

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

lol, or something like that. It was pure corn.

Originally posted by vvvrulz
LOL yeah I remember cringing at that. Its tragic that things like that make it to the big screen.

Actually that's one of the only things from the original script that had made it.