Stewie Griffin vs Spider-man

Ok so Stewie has yet another idea to take over the world. But spider-man stands in his way, Stewie get's 15 minutes prep.

Stewie pwns. 😎

Stewie's had lazer pistols, freeze rays. Omg. can you imagine the setup. Spiderman would be standing there, spidersense going crazy, but thinking it wasn't stewie, would turn his attention elsewhere... when WHAMMO. right in the kisser.

Sides. Peter would have a hard time fighitng a cute baby.
Stewie 7/10

Originally posted by rotiart
Stewie's had lazer pistols, freeze rays. Omg. can you imagine the setup. Spiderman would be standing there, spidersense going crazy, but thinking it wasn't stewie, would turn his attention elsewhere... when WHAMMO. right in the kisser.

Sides. Peter would have a hard time fighitng a cute baby.
Stewie 7/10

POW!! Right in the kisser. POW!! Right in the kisser. POW!! Right in the kisser. 😆 😂

Stewie would just control Spiderman's mind and throw him in some trunk of a car and keep Mary Jane as a babysitter.

She'd be more than a baby sitter, she would be his b*atch.

stewie can't even kill Louis, what hope does he have against spiderman?

Originally posted by FujiFuu
stewie can't even kill Louis, what hope does he have against spiderman?

Please. 🙄 Stewie would just go in his microscopic sperm ship and destroy Spider-man from the inside-out.

He killed her in season 1 in the episode called death is a b*tch. Thing was death had a broken leg and couldn't do his thing so she lived. Technically Stewie has killed Louis.

Lois is to Stewie what Superman is to Darkseid. Stewie has a soft spot for lois, its the only reason he can't defeat her. Same thing with Superman and Darkseid. All those quiet nights on planet Apokalips has cause Darkseid to love the man in tights.

Originally posted by FujiFuu
stewie can't even kill Louis, what hope does he have against spiderman?

He can't kill her because he probably subconsciously doesn't want to...He's killed other people before....Especially the guy in the elevator, during the movie.

Originally posted by rotiart
Lois is to Stewie what Superman is to Darkseid. Stewie has a soft spot for lois, its the only reason he can't defeat her. Same thing with Superman and Darkseid. All those quiet nights on planet Apokalips has cause Darkseid to love the man in tights.

🤨 They killed each other

1 death is a ***** is season 2

and 2 omg are you all insane! He's an INFANT!

spiderman 10/10

Originally posted by Redatom65
1 death is a ***** is season 2

and 2 omg are you all insane! He's an INFANT!

spiderman 10/10

1. He's a GENIUS; and that's an understatement.
2. He wins.

😮‍💨

Stewie is a certified badass 😱 😆

stewies inventions...

FG101 - Mind Control Device - Used on a judge to save Peter from jail

FG102 - Weather Device - Used to control the world (and destroy broccoli)

FG103 - Carbonite Freeze Gun - Used on security guard that froze him for approximately 10 years

FG104 - Time Machine - Stewie move time forward to bypass the pain of teething, but was forced to move time backwards when the machine's schematics became public

FG219 - Hypnotic Control Device - A device used to harness the size and strength of Chris

FG302 - Mass Hypnosis Device - Used to control the unsuspecting public

FG311 - In order to keep Lois and Peter from having another baby he created two machines:
o Peter-Bot - a robotic version of peter that would replace him in the bed
o Micro-Ship - A battle cruiser that shrank to the size of a cell, and was armed with phaser cannons to battle Peter's sperm cells; the ship's computer was voiced by Majel Barrett.

stewie 8/10 🙂

Originally posted by Redatom65
1 death is a ***** is season 2

and 2 omg are you all insane! He's an INFANT!

spiderman 10/10

But yet he's beat the heck out of some annoying guy, who talked to loud in the elevator....Yeah, he's JUST an infant.

Family Guy... no one likes material that dates itself.

Spiderman for the block and the win.