Silver Surfer only stands a chance if its... Unilord Surfer... and he's in his universe... and Ion Comes to him... and uses only 1 hand...
In that case..... Surfer will still eat it.
In the near distant Kyle convinces everyone that the statue in his livingroom is his Hawaiin Tropics Surfer Competition trophy... yep.. its just that big...
They become best friends and go pickup chicks. But all the girls will like Ion cause SS's suit doesn't look like there's room for a penis and then they'll get into argument cause he's jealous. Then they'll exchange blows and then not talk for awhile until they come to their senses and will go out and get drunk and vow never to let b!tches come between them.✅