Happy Birthday Bardock!

Originally posted by Bardock42
What..you just take my word for it..what the...err....hmm I think I was bitten by a snake..here, on my penis...could you maybe suck the poison out?

Ooh looks nasty, Im afraid we'll have to amputate😬

Happy Birthdaymistw00t

Originally posted by Imaginary
Ooh looks nasty, Im afraid we'll have to amputate😬

Happy Birthdaymistw00t

Oh..really?...I think it's fine again...hehe...seems alright...probably wasn't even a snake..more like a worm....or maybe nothing...I think it'S alright..well, yeah...I will go now...hehe..thanks for the help...hehe..bye.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, I made hundreds...thanks for the beautiful poem...I feel special w00t

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
you are welcome, how special?...special....or special special?....cuz you know when its special special...its quite special. 😬

Hmm, it is some sort of special specialness I don't think anyone special ever felt.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What..you just take my word for it..what the...err....hmm I think I was bitten by a snake..here, on my penis...could you maybe suck the poison out?

Why? If anything it'll just swell up and that seems like a win, win situation to me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why? If anything it'll just swell up and that seems like a win, win situation to me.

Damn, you always come out on top (😏), don't you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, you always come out on top (😏), don't you?

Hehehehe....'come out'....cause shes a lesbian....I get it😖hifty:

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hehehehe....'come out'....cause shes a lesbian....I get it😖hifty:

Really, I don't....I just throw in 😏 smilies to look cool....

Hehehehe....'just throw'.....cause you're special...I get it😖hifty:

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hehehehe....'just throw'.....cause you're special...I get it😖hifty:

Hehehe....'I'm'..cause you're talking in first person....I get it😖hifty:

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hehehe....'I'm'..cause you're talking in first person....I get it😖hifty:

Damn, I liek you, yoiu make me look smart...and deep...and smart....

Anyways, lyrics for the B-Dayer:

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I said "No"
And then I shot myself
So, drink, drink, drink
And be ill tonight

From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
Behind

Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, you always come out on top (😏), don't you?

I tend to start at the top and work myself down.😖hifty:

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I tend to start at the top and work myself down.😖hifty:

Are you flirting with me 🤨

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you flirting with me 🤨

What? I was just standing here.shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What? I was just standing here.shock

Hehe, so was I...hehe...just that I'm partly sitting...hehe....

Happy B-day Bardock42! w00t

I'll bet you wonder what the "B" stands for. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Itzak
Happy B-day Bardock42! w00t

I'll bet you wonder what the "B" stands for. 😖hifty:

Not really...every "B" stands for Bardock..that's a fact of life.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not really...every "B" stands for Bardock..that's a fact of life.

Fine... spoil my fun. tongue_ss

is it your birthday bardock?