stupid names for a movie.

Started by jinXed by JaNx5 pages

I dont know, i've always fantasized. If i ever hit Tarantino Status. I would make a movie called. "the worst piece of shit you'll ever see" And it will actually be a blockbuster, rockin worlds and changing minds type movie. Then title the sequel. "if you go see this movie you like trash". Then Title the third. The Greatest waste of time you'll ever spend at the theater".

Yeah, but im just a visionary like that.

On topic though, Anything with the Word BABY in the title. Because that's an instant red sign.

Super nanny---- ( imean, who wants to see that garbage it's self explanatory in the title)

The best of Times--- ( That movie tricked me, i thought i was about to watch a good, funny, heart- warming movie, but instead i got some depressing ass shit)

I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry ( Dude, WE GET THE FUKIN MESSAGE, it's ok to be gay try to be a little more subtle with the title or at least creative 😉 )

X-Files 2 --(i want to believe ( just completely misleading mother fukin title. I all tried to convince myself it was good, but no...,no BAD shit happened here. I want to believe this movie never happened. Yeah, totally misleading. Title tricked me)

I guess thats all i can really think of at the moment. I shall return though. I mean. All you silly nutters are commenting on movies like 2 Fast 2 Furious and I, Robot. Well, you're just stupid if you think those are stupid titles...,sorry. They may perfect and complete sense for the movies' they are. Atleast they don't try to trick you like the rocky and Rambo titles, but i'm not even going there because an angry video game nerd already touched on that territory 😛

And star wars..., yeah, the prequels are ass but the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clone were perfectly and appropriately titled. Revenge of the Sith on the other hand, that one could use a little work because we have no idea who the hell the Sith are. Where did they come from and why are they seeking revenge...,revenge for what?

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

Originally posted by Myth
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

mmhmm

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The Karate Kid
Alien Cubed
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (stinks of cheap tie-in)

Originally posted by Kovacs86
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (stinks of cheap tie-in)

Beat me to it! Simply "Wolverine" would've been sooo much better. And, the movie being good would also help (I haven't seen it yet... but I can tell).

Monsters vs. Aliens (I heard about this movie long ago and I thought it would be one of those action packed thrillers but when it was later known as a PG rated kiddie movie I was disappointed)

Fighting
Fast and Furious

The Pink Panther.
Garbage Pail Kids
Aliens Vs Predator Requiem

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Beat me to it! Simply "Wolverine" would've been sooo much better. And, the movie being good would also help (I haven't seen it yet... but I can tell).

I agree wholeheartedly with all of that.

Monsters vs. Aliens, on t'other hand, is a perfectly fine name. It's clearly very tongue-in-cheek, and how you can dismiss Pixar as merely making little kiddy films, I don't know. Have you never seen Toy Story, Nemesis!?

I forgot X-Men: The Last Stand. That's probably the most disingenuous title ever.

"Fighting"

"Alien vs Hunter"

I've never seen it, but I just recalled the title "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" or something. I believe the plot actually involed them teaming up, which makes the title sound even worse, if that is at all possible...

Originally posted by Kovacs86
Monsters vs. Aliens, on t'other hand, is a perfectly fine name. It's clearly very tongue-in-cheek, and how you can dismiss Pixar as merely making little kiddy films, I don't know. Have you never seen Toy Story, Nemesis!?

Yeah I saw Toy Story....When I was 8.

Watch it again. It's still awesome.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx

And star wars..., yeah, the prequels are ass but the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clone were perfectly and appropriately titled. Revenge of the Sith on the other hand, that one could use a little work because we have no idea who the hell the Sith are. Where did they come from and why are they seeking revenge...,revenge for what?

I disagree with Attack of the Clones to me it sounds like The clones are attacking the good guys which of course they did'nt.

Good thread. My picks ...

Dumb and dumberer
Are we there yet
Snakes on a train
K-PAX
Phat Girlz
Lucky number sleven (s7even)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force the Movie
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
The Stupids

Originally posted by Kovacs86
I've never seen it, but I just recalled the title "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" or something. I believe the plot actually involed them teaming up, which makes the title sound even worse, if that is at all possible...
i think thats from a game, the movie that is

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i think thats from a game, the movie that is

Not exactly, according to Wikipedia...

A Game Boy Advance first-person shooter, Ecks vs. Sever, was based on a very early version of the film script and, story wise, is almost nothing like the final rewrite. It was released in 2001, before the film. It was considered an impressive technological feat on the GBA and was accepted more than the film itself.[1] A second game created after the premiere, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, which follows the plot-line from the film, is considered a sequel to the first game.

Pretty funny article though...

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a 2002 action film starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. Liu and Banderas play opposing secret agents who are supposedly enemies, but team up during the movie. The film was universally panned by critics, who generally regarded it as having no redeeming features, not even the comedic value normally associated with bad films

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballistic:_Ecks_vs._Sever#Video_game

I'm almost tempted to see it now.

Hmmmm i might go off and download it 😖hifty:

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Good thread. My picks ...

Dumb and dumberer
Are we there yet
Snakes on a train
K-PAX
Phat Girlz
Lucky number sleven (s7even)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force the Movie
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
The Stupids


What was wrong with slevin? It clearly had everything to do with the plot. I can think of 1 HUGE reason that seals the deal on the title being relevant.
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Spoiler:
Lucky # Slevin is the name of the horse that josh hartnet's dad bet on. Which as we find out at the end, was what started the whole scenario unfolding.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Films For Theaters. Is a perfect title for that movie. U might as well call the simpsons movie, starsky and hutch, dukes of hazard, etc., all stupid titles for movies while your at it. Granted the title is a lil weird but thats how the show is. If anything it's a really clever title, because the show itself is weird.

And attack of the killer tomatoes is pretty self explanatory.

I agree with dumb and dumberer, but the rest i haven't seen so no comment.